There's no 'I' in 'team', but there is an E, M and an A which is basically my name.

Aug 15, 2007 19:09

I like spelling my name Ema. It makes me look...special /needs. Quite endearing really. Of course, this is the first time I have ever spelt it this way, I am not a complete retard. I've thought about it a lot though, when I've been very bored. In fact I've thought many things before. I noticed earlier I overuse the word 'I' too much. It makes me appear very self-involved. I won't lie, I kind of am. It is quite difficult being so self-centred, yet not selfish. Quite the contradiction. But you know, in 22 years of living a life as a being so close to perfection, you can allow me that one fault. Though it's not as bad as being selfish, so I win. In the smallest way possible.

I am so keen to go to get my Masters in Australia, they have a course which really does define perfection. Moreso than myself. Which is saying something. I could be a Master of Creative Writing, Editing, and Publishing. Ace! I need to get on to it. With a Law degree this'll be tough. So I have come up with a perfect idea for a website. Keep your eyes peeled. I have also written to all newspapers and magazines in Exeter asking if they will publish me. lol at just asking that, and not sending any articles. Oh well.

I have another interview tomorrow, it is for a legal secretarial role. I am the worst secretary ever, extremely lazy, incompetent, I like to play on facebook all day etc. But the money is good, so maybe I will pull my socks up if I get it. Probably the same socks that haven't been washed in a month, but what the hell. Basically, I want to go to Exeter for the day shopping and looking for things, and need an excuse to keep the old man happy. So, interview it is. Umm, yeah.

I've made myself sound quite insufferable in this interivew. I'm not that bad. Save your judgement for when I have killed a man, which could very well happen if my Reading Festival tickets don't arrive. I hate buying tickets off ebay.

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