Seventeen Prayers

[whofelltoearth]

Thank goodness that's all over and done with, it was very tiring. Does it happen often or am I just spectacularly unlucky

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[blue_satin_pjs]

Underground the word you lookin' for.

...I get the feeling you probably got a good idea in avoidin' it.

[whofelltoearth]

To be honest, sir, I've seen cleaner opium dens in port towns in Morocco, and that's saying something.

[blue_satin_pjs]

Bet it is. But it ain't the dirt you be needin' to worry 'bout, it's the people, and the things that ain't people. You feel me?

[whofelltoearth]

Not people? You mean like monsters?!

[blue_satin_pjs]

Yeah. Like monsters.

[whofelltoearth]

Like...bump in the night, ate your dear grandmother who lives in the woods monsters? Really?

Are you pulling my leg, sir?

[blue_satin_pjs]

There another kind of monster?

You wanna see for yourself, you can go back down there. But I ain't lying to you.

[whofelltoearth]

My goodness gracious, sir, thank you for the warning. I don't know what poor dear Sister Esther would do if I went and got myself eaten!

[whofelltoearth]

HOW CRUEL!

[whofelltoearth]

Oh Esther, will you be my knight in shining armor, then? So brave!

[whofelltoearth]

I try very hard, it just tries twice as hard to find me, Esther.

[whofelltoearth]

I have the sense of direction of a migratory bird, Esther. I migrate to wherever it is that I'm not supposed to be.