Seventy Prayers

[whofelltoearth]

Whatever the good prince of honey says, don't believe him! I assure you that the undeniable truth of the matter, without exception, is that his brain is far too focused on living his life and not leaving me to live mine! I am fond of him in my way, but we live very different lives with different purposes!

Don't listen to his teasing! I'm not a pervert and I'm not pathetic! I'll cry, I mean it-- oh god, can't I have a single good thing?

I AM A SERIOUS-MINDED WORKER. I AM NOT INTO YOUNGER WOMEN. I AM NOT INTO WOMEN AT ALL!