Fifty-Three Prayers
[Voice Post]
[a gunshot and the sound of running before a door slams and a jamb locks, followed by a nervous, falsetto voice]
HELP!
There's an undead creature in my apartment! I asked him if he was friendly and he didn't answer, but based on behavior I'm going to go ahead and assume that it wants to eat the best and tenderest parts of me!
I NEED A RESCUE! I'M LOCKED IN A PANTRY! I'M GOING TO VOMIT!
Oh Jesus, the smell...
Sister Esther? Fire deparment? Anybody? I'm going to die here. I just know it. I'm going to piss myself and die in a closet and they won't find my body for weeks! Oh, Esther, I hope you never have to see me that way! Is this my punishment for having dessert before dinner? I only wanted to enjoy my ice cream and pears in peace!
[a gunshot and the sound of running before a door slams and a jamb locks, followed by a nervous, falsetto voice]
HELP!
There's an undead creature in my apartment! I asked him if he was friendly and he didn't answer, but based on behavior I'm going to go ahead and assume that it wants to eat the best and tenderest parts of me!
I NEED A RESCUE! I'M LOCKED IN A PANTRY! I'M GOING TO VOMIT!
Oh Jesus, the smell...
Sister Esther? Fire deparment? Anybody? I'm going to die here. I just know it. I'm going to piss myself and die in a closet and they won't find my body for weeks! Oh, Esther, I hope you never have to see me that way! Is this my punishment for having dessert before dinner? I only wanted to enjoy my ice cream and pears in peace!