hay guys check out my wacky text message hijinks!!1

[whodoucheyou]

"VIVA MÉXICO! I can has alcohol now." -- 6:29pm
"Carreras de sacos. CARRERAS DE SACOS. WTF THIS IS LIKE THE TWILIGHT ZONE GONE ON CRACK" -- 6:47pm
"Egg war to Chayanne music. There's confetti in my drink :-( THIS IS SPARTAAAA" -- 7:20pm
"I have *candy* \:-D/ it is TASTY" -- 7:45pm
"Ay Mamà que me den màs tequila ay Mamà que me den de tomar.
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SINCE ARI WENT TO BED

[whothehelldowe]

"Am so tired wanna go home play pokemon. Also am not drunk :-(. Imma go get locked in the bathroom again. That was fun" -- 12:02am

"... Oh look the Rock is on TV." -- 12:06am

[whodoucheyou]

DO YOU WANT ILLEGAL FIREWORKS?

[whothehelldowe]

WHAT THE HELL NO

also I'm missing a couple of messages but I'm too lazy to add them EDIT YOUR OWN POST

[whodoucheyou]

NO.

... I'M GOING TO SET UP ILLEGAL FIREWORKS TOMORROW OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE :D :D :D :D

[whothehelldowe]

AND I'M GOING TO KICK YOU IN THE ASS now go watch our canon

[whodoucheyou]

ON IT.

ALSO. THEY'RE NOT BIG FIREWORKS... I actually have no idea of what they are. I'LL BRING THEM TO YOU.

[whothehelldowe]

g-god that icon is so scary wry

[whodoucheyou]

;)