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hi.
my name is kristen.
sometimes i go and do stupid things. mainly, going tanning.
see, my skin is fair beyond fair. i've recently developed this "i want to be tan, damnit!" notion. i thought to myself "what the hell?" and off to hollywood tan i went.
i spent eight minutes in the stall. halfway through watching the da vinci code i started to feel a bit of uncomfort on my back side. it wasn't until i got home that i realized i'm not even red, i'm redder than red. what to call the color, i don't know.
my entire back side, my chest, my stomach, and my sides are gross. it took me ten minutes to walk down my steps. it hurts to sit, lay down, stand, breathe.
next time i say i want to go tanning, someone please stop me.
my name is kristen.
sometimes i go and do stupid things. mainly, going tanning.
see, my skin is fair beyond fair. i've recently developed this "i want to be tan, damnit!" notion. i thought to myself "what the hell?" and off to hollywood tan i went.
i spent eight minutes in the stall. halfway through watching the da vinci code i started to feel a bit of uncomfort on my back side. it wasn't until i got home that i realized i'm not even red, i'm redder than red. what to call the color, i don't know.
my entire back side, my chest, my stomach, and my sides are gross. it took me ten minutes to walk down my steps. it hurts to sit, lay down, stand, breathe.
next time i say i want to go tanning, someone please stop me.