Adult stuff - not for kids!!!

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There are no simple, understated business card templates to order on the internet. Who is going to make me a business card design so I can effectively schmooze at this conference I'm going to in March? Have you ever seen AMERICAN PSYCHO? Do you know the part where they are all showing off their elegant business cards and then Paul Allen comes in with his tasteful "bone" business card and it makes Christian Bale crazy? That's what I want.

Here is the information it must have:

Lauren Goldstein
Research Assistant
Annenberg Institute for School Reform

then, in a separate spot for my contact info:
Brown University Urban Education Policy Program '09
Box 1938, 340 Brook St.
Providence, RI 02912
TEL: (you know it!!)
FAX: 401 863-1276
Lauren_Goldstein@Brown.edu