THIS IS THE SHIT!!
the best ones are bolded! haha
gotta love dr. phillips high school :)
1. When Mr.Lott yells at you for something that someone else was just doing in front of him
2. When Mrs.Dorsett rides on a golf cart like a cop
3. When the A.C. doesn't work because of "mold problems"
4. When officer Barnes has 8 cell phones in his hands and are looking for more
5. When none of the damn soda machines have working coin or dollar slots
6. When the principle doesn't discipline a student as much as his assisstant does.
7. When you go to guidance and your counselors "not there", "at lunch", "in a conference". Or the secretary says I don't think they're back there
8. When the morning announncements are really done and the final one isn't the last
9. When that damn phone rings and never gets picked up at the end of annoncements
10. When every freakin body decides to wear and coordinate colors on day and no one said anything to anyone
11. When a senior skip is really some damn nerd tryin to have a party at turkey lake park
12. When everyone works at universal and then gets fired or quits
13. when Sally Jesse Rafael thinks that shes god because she Joey Fat One was her student.
14. haha...that one was funny. umm. when your art teacher looks like a Pelleycan and your anatomy teacher looks like the fairy godmother from shrek.
15. when your prom king and queen are almost always black kids despite the fact that they're a numerical minority because the white kids split there votes into factions, and the black kids vote together.
16. when the highlight of the day is going to be a fight at Wendy's on turkey lake.
17. when woods parties are the illest
18. when rich kids can actually be considered poor.
19. when no one gives a rats ass about the fact that we have famous alumni like (wayne brady, johnny damon, and joey fatone)
20. when you think your school is going to be bought by Universal Studios.
21. when every other school hates you because they think you're a bunch of rich wusses, when in actuality all the wusses went to Olympia and the rich kids left at DP are trill as f**k.
23. when rich indian kids think they're gangsters.
24. When THe majority of the shools is on drugs including the teachers (FOr exapmpe when u walk into the career Resource center (If u havent been there its right acroos from guidance up stairs)And u see a girl with red died hair snorting cocain off the computer desk)
25. When ur breakfast consists of mrs fields cookies and chicken bisquits
26.When a quarter of the parking lot is filled with jetta & bmws,
27. When u have to take ur lil brother to school with u so ur mom dosent find out he got suspended for hooking up with some slut in the bathroom
28. When Ur drafting teacher Hits u on the head with rolled up poster board because u left ur disk in the computer the day befor.
29.when there are two fucking campuses for ur school and takes more than ten minutes to walk to a class
30. when people have arguments with each other in pen on the bathroom wall. (ex: Nicole sucks penis. Reply: whoever wrote this is an idiot. 2nd Reply: whoever writes on the walls are idiots. 3rd Reply: I guess that makes you an idiot too dumbass. 4th reply: I hate cracker and niggers.
31. when your art teacher flings paper he lit on fire at you, or throws a chair at you.
32. When you can label each part of the commons by the kids who sit there during lunch. the rich white kids, the baseball players, the white kids who try to be black, the bible huggers, the skaters, the drugies, the brazlian wall, the ghetto people, and the Puerto rican corner.
33. You're afraid to even try leaving early when you have a pass just b/c you fear the wrath of Wanda.
34. You know what administrators to avoid for the different dress code infractions -- this guy for flip flops, this guy for shorts that are too short, etc.
35. At least one point in your time in High School you were told to not cross the BLUE LINE by a woman with one arm! OK one and a half arms!
36. Your gym teacher takes the guys into the girls locker room to get back to class, while they are changing.
37. When Mr. Harper doesnt give you a 100 on the final because his son is the only one who has that privaledge.
38. When the two smartest kids in chemistry are also the most troublesome in class.
39. When theres a kid that looks like Fivel (mouse from American Tale).
40. When English with Mrs. Barner is one of the most easiest class in school.
41. When your American History teacher lets people sleep in his class because "they are quieter that way".
42. When the same teacher makes you watch Braveheart for AMERICAN HISTORY.
43. When your Math teacher laughs for 30mins because he drew a squash on the board.
44. When your Spanish teacher storms out crying because we cant speak spanish.
45. When your German teacher has a seizure and falls over.
46. When your chemistry teacher is alive in summer school and you come back in the fall and she's dead.
47. When you had a parking space with your name on it
48. When Doo Doo Brown or Scarred played at least once at prom and/or homecoming
49. When all the girls took their shoes off the minute they got to prom and/or homecoming
50. When you got up, actually thought about what sheet you would wear, and went to school in your right mind in a toga on toga day
51. When the $5, 000 sculpture in front of your school looks like more like a cheetah than a panther
52. When they paint your school neon blue and peach when your school colors are white and light blue
53. When you realize its not much different than prison since you have to wear your id around your neck
54. When its normal for the drama kids to commandeer the commons at least once a week during lunch to perform
55. When you can watch roller coasters from your english class
56. WHEN YOU CAN HEAR PEOPLE SCREAMING ON ROLLING COASTERS WHILE YOUR'E IN CLASS!
57. When the football thought they ran shit, but wore powder blue jerseys
58. When your high school graduation took longer than your college graduation!
59. when gun club road was your destination on any given night
60. when you wanted to leave for lunch all you had to do is bring wanda back some food
61. when you had to run in the rain to get to your next class because it was on a totally different campus
62. if you knew you could be 10 minutes late for a class if it was raining just because you knew you had an excuse
63. when your science class has to use old fashion scales instead of digital ones because the digital ones were stolen by people selling pot
64. when you have to wait almost the whole lunch period for a slice of papa john's
65. seriously? what other school have you ever heard of that has papa john's?
66. when you have a season pass to wet 'n wild and go every day after summer school
67. when there wasn't a party on friday night it meant getting booze or pot and going to pleasure island (now i'm sure people go to city walk though)
68. when the fountain is filled with either dry ice or detergent
69. when the whole school goes on lockdown because of a brawl
70. when you go to economics class and all you can think of is "how much coke does coach cvetko do before each class? i mean seriously, this guy is wired"
71. when you send one of your friends brothers to get booze from albertsons
72. when you yourself can get booze at albertsons because you know the kid who works the counter
73. when mrs. rebman-pissier sends you outside for the whole class and then wonders why you still can't speak spanish
74. when you know your sixth period english teacher probably calls out sick because she just can't stand being around a few students.
75. when you had coach gierke for PE and knew all you were going to do is for class was watch Rocky I-V or some other sports movie.
76. when senior skip day was every friday.
77. when having an annual pass to universal was cool.
78. the tram picked us up from texaco.
79. xt onions no pickles. i miss u wanda!!!
80. U PUT 9 KIDS IN YOUR CAR AND THEN WENT BACK FOR MORE FOR THE AFTER SCHOOL SPECIAL.
81. u took coach coney's class just to go to tampa
82. u left after 4th period to chill with other students from other schools. what is early release?
83. the beach party got cancelled because the jerks from 97 got caught doing it in the stairwell.
84. your wallet got stolen with your social, drivers license, and your $3 cigarette money.
85. your picture was in the universal arcade for too many free games.
86. your ex skipped so much he came back to class with cheap stuffed animals.
87. best of all, u had an underground t shirt.
88. You ever got caught smoking weed in the drama bathrooms
89. You bribed Wanda with Weed to get out of school (cigs too)
90. You ever broke off the bars on the gate into Orange Tree.
91. If you ever slipped through those bars
92. If you had a Maali in one of your classes= ) love ya guys!
93. If Mr Little and Ms Wright knew you by name... and your parents phone number by heart.
94. Sausage biscuits!!!!!
95. You skipped 5th period to attend both lunches.
96. You ever hung out by the tree near the drama entrance.
97. If you ever had your locker checked b/c one of the narks thought you were high in class.
100. When you can guess which days there are going to be bomb threats.
101. When its easier to skip then to get a friend into the school.
102. The fact that everyone knows to smoke in the 100's hall, yet the admin never does.
103. A 1/3 of the teachers let you skip in there classroom
104. Your electronics teacher would electrocute you for falling asleep
105. You shoot bottle rockets into the stands at the home coming game and pep rallies
106. You almost ran over Wanda cause she tried to stop you from driving off school
107. You ever started fires in the lockers on the 9th grade center to keep warm in the winter
108. You ever had you vehicle towed from Hess or Universal parking lot
109. Did dounuts on on the football field
110. You ever had someone run for class president and said he'd blow up the school if he won
111. You called in bomb threats from the pay phones cause you were bored
112. You found the weed growing in the woods next to Orange Tree
113. You almost burned the school down with a pine cone
114. You drove through the 9th grade center in your vehicle
115. When your Geometry and Algebra 2 teacher is a flaming homosexual
116. When your football team thinks they "run shit" with a 0-9 record
117. When your school cares more about football that hasn't had a pro come out of it in years, but your baseball team has had four well known professionals
118. When they take away Papa Johns Pizza and replace it with microwave pizza and charge the same price
119. When Wendy's is the destination to kick someone's ass after school
120. When the morning annoucements were started every day by Bill Spoone saying "Gooooood Mornnnning Dr. Phillips"