Dec 04, 2005 22:45
man I love that show. Here are some great quotes to read even if you have never watched the show.
Dr. Meredith Grey: Maybe we
like the pain. Maybe we're wired that way. Because without it, I don't
know; maybe we just wouldn't feel real. What's that saying? Why do I
keep hitting myself with a hammer? Because it feels so good when I
stop.
Dr. Alex Karev: Morning, Dr. Model.
Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: Dr. Evil Spawn.
Dr. Alex Karev: [he sees a tattoo on her lower stomach] Ooooh, nice tat. Do they airbrush that out for the catalogs?
Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: I don't know. What do they do for the 666 on your skull?
Dr. Miranda Bailey: I have five rules. Memorize them. Rule number one, don't bother sucking up. I already hate you, that's not gonna change
Mr. Levangie: I know it's not perfect, but it's life. Life is messy sometimes.
Dr. George O'Malley: You know Joe?
Dr. Miranda Bailey: Oh, yeah. I was the only female intern my year. I didn't know anybody and nobody knew me except Joe. He knew me.
Dr. George O'Malley: Oh. So you and Joe?
Dr. Miranda Bailey: All you people ever think about is how to get into somebody's pants. You're nasty.
[slaps George]
Dr. Miranda Bailey: That's why you got syphilis.
Dr. George O'Malley: [to Alex] You gave me syph!
Dr. George O'Malley: I think
you're taking some risks. I think you'll find yourself in some guy's
basement being ordered to put the lotion on the skin or you'll get the
hose again.
Dr. Cristina Yang: Burke wants to have a relationship... Boys are stupid.