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May 01, 2008 11:12

I dont know why i didnt update about this earlier.
Its the funniest thing thats happened to me in a while.

So a couple weeks ago I decided that I wanted to topless sunbathe because.. well..I can, and my tits are awesome.
So I did. For like 4 days straight.

Apparently people were so "freaked out" that they sent massive text messages telling everyone I was topless, minus my name since no one knows who I am.
People in every one of my classes was like, "THAT WAS YOU!?!?!? OMMGGGG!!!!"
I guess it wasn't so much "freaking out" as it was people really wanted to see my boobies, cause apparently most of the texts consisted of "YO! TITS ON THE QUAD!"

Anyway.
So. last monday it was gorgeous out and I decided to sun bathe again.
And some fucking campus security comes over the tells me I have to put my shirt on, takes my information, and tells me if I do it again, they are gunna ticket me or some shit.
What Teh Fuckzorz.

It was sort of hilarious.
I dont really care all that much so I just put my shirt back on.
Although its legal and what not, apparently its against school policy?
I dunno. and I dunt care.

But it was sort of hilarious.
I was a minor celebrity for a hot minute.
Everyone knew me and my titties.
It was sort of rad.

Not to self, become famous more often.

Well thats about it.

Luvs.
Emma
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