hammies
out of 5 hamsters, only one is nice, and doesnt bite. All the others are fuckers. except the buff ass one that runs in the wheel all day. he is like the same size but twice as heavy, and feels like a little rock...he runs 24/7 stopping in small little sections of time to sleep.. Then there is the fat one, he fucking eats and sleeps all day, and night...There is a scruffy ass one, today he was seen acting oddly, carrying around huge pieces of bedding in his mouth, and walking on two feet, the most rediculous one is the earless one. he is the biggest asshole of them all, bites everyone, one time i tried to pick him up with a styrofoam cup, and he bit some fat chunk out of it...fucking mean ass bastard, anyway, the reason he has no ears is because i am an idiot, you see, hamsters are very territorial, so when we got 3 at one time, then 2 at another, the 3 that had been here the longest had it in for the other 2, well, a week or two went by, and i thought, fuck dude, the light grey one is a mean ass mother fucker, maybe he can start to be adapted to the others...things seemed to be going fine, until they hit him up jail style...they waited til i left the room, then jumped his ass, biting off his ears, and maybe butt raping him, i dont know, now he is just some mean ass earless hamster, with a battle scar and red feet, its sad, but, i dont feel much sympathy, cause he bites hard as fuck...he is also somewhat retarded, kind of like the scruffy hamster, because both of them have tendancies to bite and not let go, when they bite, your reaction is to jerk away, causing the hamster, who doesnt let go, to be tossed into the air, which is funny because they fall what would be the equivalent of us falling off a building...which brings up a point, how come humans are so weak when it comes to falling, are we just weak, or does our body mass cause us to fall at an accelerated rate, causing us to splatter all over the ground below