The Terror of the Beard
Author: doctorpancakes
Fandom: Doctor Who
Pairing/Characters: Two/Jamie
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1158
Warnings: What even is this I don't
Author's Note: Given the length of this thing, it's embarrassing how long it took me to write it. Inspired loosely by
this interview and how PATRICK TROUGHTON IS ADORABLE FOREVER AND I LOVE HIM VERY MUCH. Set sometime in season 6B.
"Oh come now, Jamie, it makes me look rather... bohemian, don’t you think?"