Rare Ship Month: Ten/Donna (Part Two: Picspam and Links)
And know this, DoctorDonna. You will never be forgotten. Our children will sing of the DoctorDonna, and our children's children. And the wind and the ice and the snow will carry your names forever.
This is the (Tenth) Doctor. He's a Time Lord. Actually, he might even be the Last of the Time Lords, but somehow I suspect there will be other fobwatches for us in the future.
And this is Donna. She is an office temp and is a lot more clever than most people give her credit for.
Donna met the Doctor the day she was supposed to get married. She got sucked into the TARDIS by accident as she was walking down the aisle.
Her husband-to- be was named Lance. He wore a waistcoat very well. This did not make up for the fact that he was secretly a bastard.
Lance was secretly planning to feed Donna to his real girlfriend, this scary-ass spider queen. (This will eventually inspire Donna to bond with Agatha Christie on the perfidy of men.)
The Doctor wasn't happy with this idea, as you might expect. He goes a little bit scary and Donna elects not to move in with him. But before all that he lends Donna his coat and pretends to marry her with a bio-damper ring. (I think this is when they might have started to fall a little bit in love.)
Then he takes her to the birth of Planet Earth in order to impress her. It works. As first dates go, it's one of his better.
Eventually Donna changes her mind about wanting to travel with the Doctor. Unfortunately, he's miles away by then and she doesn't have his cell phone number. Does Donna cry into her pillow? No, she does not. Instead, she gets her Sarah Jane on and decides to investigate all the weird shit she can find, in order to run into the Doctor again.
Which she eventually does. They play a game of charades and run through corridors together and wave goodbye to the little alien fatbabies.
And that was how Donna and the Doctor decided to shack up together.
The Doctor took Donna to lots of neat places like Pompeii!
And the Planet of the Ood!
And some underground tunnels!
And to a posh party in the 1920s! (Very PG Wodehouse!)
In Pompeii, Donna gets kidnapped by priestesses and tied up...
... while the Doctor plays with a squirtgun.
And then they had to do some running away from a volcano!
(The Cambridge Latin family were very impressed and made them their household gods.)
They like to look at maps together.
Sometimes they get thrown into gaol cells together.
They are very cute when they hug!
And smoking hot when they kiss.
(Even if the Doctor's mouth did taste of anchovies, walnuts, and ginger beer.)
Plus, the Doctor did it with her the way he did it with Reinette. (USING HIS MIND.)
And when the Doctor ended up with a teenage daughter after sticking his hand in a cloning dohickey, Donna was there to act as a surrogate mother.
It's no wonder people always think they're married.
Agatha Christie ships them.
The Ood ship them and write filk songs about them!
Basically, they are made of love and everyone should ship them.
The End.
Ten/Donna Comms
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Ten/Donna fics
You Have Got To Be Kidding Me by magicallaw
Men Are From Mars by darthsemicolon
Potential Resolution of Sexual Tension: A Story in Four Fragments by radiantbaby
We'll Always Have... You Know by nostalgia_lj
The Cupboard of Complications by zoicite
Bowing to the Inevitable by ionlylurkhere
Porn .3.0 by nostalgia_lj
No Flux Nor Wither Nor Change Their State by ionlylurkhere
Quid Pro Quo by radiantbaby
I lust you by _borntolose
The Replacement by nonelvis (with some Doctor/Donna/Jack)
last man (?) in the world by dollsome
All Around is Wonderful by shaggydogstail