Classic who Porn battle.

[finmagik]

The gauntlet has been thrown down. It is time to start the pornbattle. This is the post where you post your prompts as comments below. You can post as many as you want for any classic pairing or classic who crossover pairing. Classic who pairings can include characters from spin off media

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[doyle_sb4]

I probably won't be writing for this as I don't do much NC-17, but I can do prompts...

Tegan/Turlough - anything you can do I can do better
Tegan/Turlough - uniforms
Five/Nyssa - unexpectedly experienced
Five/Nyssa - period costume
Five/Nyssa - alone at last
Romana/Leela - presidential perks
Romana/Leela - regeneration
Romana/Leela - Time Lords like to watch
Jamie/Zoe - "I'll put you across my knee and larrup you"
Two/Jamie/Zoe - sexual air supply
Liz/The Brig - welcome to UNIT
Three/Liz - a trip in Bessie
Peri/Erimem - ice rink
Peri/Erimem - cross-dressing
Ace/Hex - mechanics
Eight/Fitz - alien sex pollen
Eight/Fitz - "I'm almost sure this has never happened before."
Six/Charley - future imperfect

More to come as I think of them.

[livii]

Two/Jamie/Zoe - sexual air supply

OH HOLY SHIT!

That's fantastic. :D

[willdew]

Classic Who prompts:
Four/Adric-"You put down Romana's delicates this instant!"
Four/Adric-"I say! Elastomeric fibres, coming from out of there?"
Tegan/Nyssa-"Let's go out and get rotten!"
Tegan/The Mara-"Dancin' with yourself!"

Crossover prompts:
Six/Peri/House (House): Domestic Abuse.
Four/Romana II/Neo(The Matrix): Agents.
Seven/Master/Michel Foucault (The History of Sexuality): Panopticon.

[daisyrainwater]

Seven/Master/Michel Foucault (The History of Sexuality): Panopticon.

OMdearG, for the win.

Seeing these very late, very, very late, or I would have tried this.

[finmagik]

It's not to late the battle begins in March!

Haha

[willdew]

...somebody actually understood that prompt? WIN.

I would simply die of bliss if you wrote that, Daisy. :D

[daphnerunning]

Two/Jamie: Computer
Two/Jamie: Sugar
Two/Jamie: Redcoats
Two/Jamie: "You know this is illegal in Scotland."
Two/Jamie: Stonehenge
Two/Jamie: "Memories are powerful things..."
Jamie/Victoria: Rescue
Five/Adric: Sonic Screwdriver
Two/Five: "Some things are better left unknown."
Five/Nyssa: Curls

[notfromvenus]

Benton/Yates - bivouac
The Rani/The Master - research purposes
Nyssa/Tegan - welcome back
Ian/Barbara - period dress
Doctor/Romana I - "An Anthropological Treatise on the Reproductive Rituals of Primative Cultures"

These stretch the "old Who" mandate, but I hope they're ok:
Jack/Liz - "I'm looking for someone."
amnesiac!Eight/Yana - "I feel like I've known you my whole life."

[finmagik]

Two/Jamie: Warmth
Two/Jamie: Dirty Limericks
Three/Delgado!Master: Happy hunting
Four/Romana II: Pink Bits
Five/Tegan: Making up
Six/PerI: Unintentional Porn Stars
Four/Six: Fashion Sense
Five/Six: Gone fishing
Eight/Five: "STOP. THINKING. OF. CRICKET."
Eight/Four: Ice cream

Crossover Prompts:
Five/Turlough/Brian Kinney (American Queer as Folk): "I picked up the weirdest couple..."