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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In June I put money in cursed_bird's expired parking meter (14 points). In May I stole twofickplanks's purse (-30 points). Last Sunday I gave bigmadadrian a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Wednesday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In September I set tehahtimeh's puppy on fire (-66 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-64 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
who_me_
Jon doesn't have a puppy. He has a kitten though. Hhm.
...so I get coal. I'll be warm.
((*mun could not resist upon seeing the last deed :3*))