Penis is to Vagina such as cottonswab is to ear.
Sooooooo, instead of the porn and chicken night we are having an Office Space and Pizza with Fuzzy Navel Night, cause we wanted to cause we are cool...might as well since one of us isn't invited to the movies, so the rest of us aren't going to go, so screw you. you think you're all cool cause you lost $2000 and changed your major. Well GOOD FUCKING FOR YOU. I don't give a damn! I have FUZZY NAVEL and I am HAPPY. Not cause I drink but because it tastes sooooooooooooooooooooo good. yummy yummy for my tummy. Goodnight study buddies. We will chill when the wind blows southward.