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When I was in Kindergarten, we did a gay-ass homosexual play about the alphabet. Gay not like homosexual, but like stupid. Anyway, I was Mr. X with two other guys. When it was our turn to sing, we had to stand at the front of the stage. At some point, I sneezed, and a tremendous and very elastic booger was dangling from my nose while the whole school watched. I was directed off the stage, and my teacher could not find a tissue, so she grabbed it with her bare hand and pushed me onto the stage. Naked.