My Husband Must Die!
Disclaimer: I love my husband, in the end I would do anything for him. So what you are about to read may be taken with a grain of salt or used in a court of law later if he turns up AWOL.
I was sitting at my desk with my colleage
kittysenpai and we were training a new girl for the full-time position in IACS. We had three customers we were inprocessing and getting ready to be brought into Hohenfels. I had asked the NCOIC to fix my laptop because it apparantly had a broken spring in the CD drive of it. Well the NCOIC tinkered with it and found the problem and fixed and was getting ready to return it to me. To do this he had to turn the laptop off so I could take it home. While I was still inprocessing a Leuitenant, all of a sudden the shut-down music for the laptop came on THAT MY HUSBAND HAD PUT ON THERE, and out of the tiny speakers of the laptop came blaring out the noise Man turns animal....for the erotic pleasures of women in front of the three customers, the NCOIC, the new girl, and other customers within earshot of the outlandish phrase. I then turned into what looked like a lobster and retreated under the desk where I stayed until all was clear. To top it off I had cheese caked on my neck from lunch. Why the hell did I decided to work for federal government? Not to mention a husband who thought it was equally a good idea to enlist in the army, with the sense of humor he has!
"Life is like a box of chocolates you definitely never know what you're going to get"
-Forrest Gump
I was sitting at my desk with my colleage
kittysenpai and we were training a new girl for the full-time position in IACS. We had three customers we were inprocessing and getting ready to be brought into Hohenfels. I had asked the NCOIC to fix my laptop because it apparantly had a broken spring in the CD drive of it. Well the NCOIC tinkered with it and found the problem and fixed and was getting ready to return it to me. To do this he had to turn the laptop off so I could take it home. While I was still inprocessing a Leuitenant, all of a sudden the shut-down music for the laptop came on THAT MY HUSBAND HAD PUT ON THERE, and out of the tiny speakers of the laptop came blaring out the noise Man turns animal....for the erotic pleasures of women in front of the three customers, the NCOIC, the new girl, and other customers within earshot of the outlandish phrase. I then turned into what looked like a lobster and retreated under the desk where I stayed until all was clear. To top it off I had cheese caked on my neck from lunch. Why the hell did I decided to work for federal government? Not to mention a husband who thought it was equally a good idea to enlist in the army, with the sense of humor he has!
"Life is like a box of chocolates you definitely never know what you're going to get"
-Forrest Gump