Holy crap. Why am I such a loser. I can't freaking write this damn essay. I suck. I hate essays. And menstruation. And life.
Speaking of menstruation:
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MORAL OF THE STORY: Use organic tampons!
P.S. If someone were to bring me funfetti cake with funfetti frosting, right now, I would definitely have to marry him/her.