Santa is chubby.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Saturday I stole killitallaway's purse (-30 points). Last month drahgonne and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last week I committed genocide... Sorry about that, thegreatdrifter (-5000 points). In September I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In October I set littlemaggot's puppy on fire (-66 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4820 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
Whitney88