Sassy Jackie and Hero Figure
Nathan and I went to Wal-Mart last night before we picked Will up and went to the cheap toy aisle. I found the best dolls ever, and they're only 88 cents each! The girl looks like a Bratz doll, only has a squishy face and her name is Sassy Jackie. Sassy Jackie's male counterpart is Hero Figure. They're the best dolls ever. It's pretty funny when Sassy Jackie seduces Hero Figure. She loves Hero Figure's handcuffs, gun, and binoculars. Hero Figure loves Sassy Jackie's squishy plastic face and her huge feet. The seduction scene I created between them was quite erotic, if I do say so myself. The dialogue goes a little something like this....
Sassy Jackie: Well, hello Hero Figure. Is that a gun in your plastic case, or are you just happy to see me?
Hero Figure: Actually, it's a gun.
Sassy Jackie: Oh. Well... how about those handcuffs? I like a man who can use his handcuffs.
Hero Figure: Oh, Sassy Jackie!
Sassy Jackie: Oh, Hero Figure!
And then they have wild, cheap doll sex for hours right next to the lighbulb section at Wal-Mart. Afterwards, they steal some pickles from the food section, some cigarettes from the cigarette section, and then they watch TV and eat and smoke from their perch in the 5.50 DVD bin to end the most romantic setting known to man. I should have bought them...what was I thinking?!
Sassy Jackie: Well, hello Hero Figure. Is that a gun in your plastic case, or are you just happy to see me?
Hero Figure: Actually, it's a gun.
Sassy Jackie: Oh. Well... how about those handcuffs? I like a man who can use his handcuffs.
Hero Figure: Oh, Sassy Jackie!
Sassy Jackie: Oh, Hero Figure!
And then they have wild, cheap doll sex for hours right next to the lighbulb section at Wal-Mart. Afterwards, they steal some pickles from the food section, some cigarettes from the cigarette section, and then they watch TV and eat and smoke from their perch in the 5.50 DVD bin to end the most romantic setting known to man. I should have bought them...what was I thinking?!