why am i the funniest person in the world? i really don't even have a clue.

Jan 08, 2006 01:24

LAST DYiNG WiiSH: ypu're going back out with cathi?
MeRk5469: kinda
MeRk5469: lol
LAST DYiNG WiiSH: you are something else my dear
MeRk5469: i know lol
LAST DYiNG WiiSH: you go back and forth like, more than i change my underwear probably.
LAST DYiNG WiiSH: 8-)
LAST DYiNG WiiSH: ahahaha i dont know if you've ever read this but it just made me laugh so hard. it's in my sisters best friends profile.
LAST DYiNG WiiSH: You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don't call it a job for nothin'
MeRk5469: hahaha
LAST DYiNG WiiSH: SO TRUE
LAST DYiNG WiiSH: i can't believe you're cheating on me again! with cathi!!!
MeRk5469: im sry
MeRk5469: its not me its my penis
LAST DYiNG WiiSH: oh so im not good enough for mr. midnight eh?
MeRk5469: mr midnight hahah
LAST DYiNG WiiSH: oh yeah thanks LAUGH IT UP.
LAST DYiNG WiiSH: people make me so mad... i think, well.. i'm telling you that we are running away together.
LAST DYiNG WiiSH: i think arkansas sounds like a nice place... it's fun to say.. ARE-CAN-SAW
MeRk5469: haha
MeRk5469: u take the special bus dont u
LAST DYiNG WiiSH: NO, JACKASS.
LAST DYiNG WiiSH: they won't let me on :-( i have to walk.
LAST DYiNG WiiSH: hahaha
MeRk5469: aww lol
LAST DYiNG WiiSH: yes, i know.. it's a sad story
LAST DYiNG WiiSH: i started to strangle one of the other kids, you know... the one with down syndrome because he stole my dinosaur AND my tamigachi, I WAS PISSSEDDDDD
MeRk5469: hahahaha
MeRk5469: chels i love u
LAST DYiNG WiiSH: awh that's sweet, THAT'S WHY YOU DIDN'T SEE ME WHEN YOU WERE HOME. oh yeah that's the reason, because CLEARLY YOU LOVE ME SO MUCH.
MeRk5469: lol wel than drive up here right now
MeRk5469: n u can sleep in my bed 2night
LAST DYiNG WiiSH: oh yes with you and cathi? SOUNDS LIKE A FULL THROTTLE BLAST.
MeRk5469: full throttle
MeRk5469: lol
LAST DYiNG WiiSH: lmao dude, i'm so funny.
LAST DYiNG WiiSH: i think i'm the funniest person in the world. i really believe so.
MeRk5469: hahhahaa
LAST DYiNG WiiSH: OH YOU THINK EVERYTHING IS FUNNY.
LAST DYiNG WiiSH: am i entertainment for you andrewqueer? CUZ THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M HERE FOR.
MeRk5469: yea u r
MeRk5469: n 2 b my sweedish lover
LAST DYiNG WiiSH: eh well. i know the sex is good.
LAST DYiNG WiiSH: dude so weird
LAST DYiNG WiiSH: my friend jackie always calls me her sweedish delight.
LAST DYiNG WiiSH: and i'm not even sweedish.
MeRk5469: yes u r
LAST DYiNG WiiSH: OH OKEY.
MeRk5469: u just dont know it yet
LAST DYiNG WiiSH: oh snap, you're probably right.

I THINK I'M SO FUNNY.
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