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[whitetwoguns]

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I know at least two lovely ladies who would be interested in a little something. I happen to find myself with two bottles of perfume and both of you get first pick, if not then I'll find someone else to pass em along to.

One's called Laugh Often and the other one's Imari? Imari something. Anyway I thought they smelled nice.

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Do you often find yourself laden with women's products?

[whitetwoguns]

Only when I'm trying to make a few rights out of a wrong.

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Sounds serious, if you spent the money.

[whitetwoguns]

The Avon gal was crying.

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You could have very well handed her a tissue and sent her on her way, you know.

[whitetwoguns]

Some fuck gave her an address and a fake name, ended up to be a real address, mine.

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If you bought something from every crying salesperson, you'd run out of funds.

Then again- what a wonderful sales technique.

[whitetwoguns]

Correction, pal. Crying female salesperson at my goddamn door. And yes, I realize now it was. If some piece of shit comb or vacuum salesman came around with alligator tears he's just gonna have to deal.

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Female, then- I wasn't sure whether or not you maintained a difference.

I'll keep that in mind.

[whitetwoguns]

Don't be sore I didn't get you nothin' now too, pal.

[shifts]

I'm hardly sore about it. I'm not much one for Avon products, besides. Not exactly my style. Mostly the information has just put a dampener on the idea of being a traveling salesman, if the masculine tears won't work on you.

[whitetwoguns]

There are plenty of other occupations around. I'm sure you'll find something.

I believe that if any man breaks into tears outta the blue hes got more problems than takin' his hits as a salesman.

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Or he just has very sad thoughts.

You mustn't be so judgmental.

[whitetwoguns]

Ain't those a problem though? I mean, they got doctors for that. The guy needs a hand.

[shifts]

Only if they drive him to other types of thoughts.

Otherwise, I can't bring myself to fault someone for being so expressive with their emotions. It just makes for awkward dinners.

[whitetwoguns]

Sounds like you know Mr. Sensitive pretty well.