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[whitetwoguns]

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How long does winter last in these parts? Are we talking Alaska? Wisconsin? North Carolina? I'm askin' because I don't know. So don't bother giving any lip.

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Wait. Let me guess. We gotta wait for a fucking ground hog. I'm indifferent on most traditions but that one's particularly stupid. As a kid I asked about that shit all of the time

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[pinkfuckingpro]

Home, anyway. Glad to see my cat isn't dead.

[whitetwoguns]

Did you cut a deal with the hospital bill? That shit gets steep, but I think there's a freebie in there for first timers.

[pinkfuckingpro]

I worked it out. Otherwise I'd make the kid pay.

[whitetwoguns]

And now that he doesn't have to though, it don't sound like he's off the hook.

[pinkfuckingpro]

Should he be? I mean I'm out of the hospital two minutes and you're already comparing me to a fucking rat, so why the fuck should I go easy on him?

[whitetwoguns]

Woah. Touchy much. I remembered to ask about you. I didn't say you were a rat. And that's between you and me. What's that got to do with Orange?

[pinkfuckingpro]

Double standard, that's all I'm saying.

[whitetwoguns]

Come again?

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[pinkfuckingpro]

You can give me crap, but I can't give him crap, and he's the one who fucking shot me when all I did was suck at bowling.

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[whitetwoguns]

Fuck I didn't know you were feeling so fucking sensitive. I apologize.

He was unhinged. And sure, you did suck but you didn't suck that bad. I'm sure he coulda shot me too if I was where you were.

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[pinkfuckingpro]

All I'm saying is that if you want to call me a rat that's fine but I'm fucking giving him shit until the universe ends because I didn't pop him one in the fucking head.

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[whitetwoguns]

If I wanted to call you a rat, I would. My train of thought jumped. Sue me. Okay then. We got that clear.

No one gave you shit?

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[pinkfuckingpro]

I'm just saying.

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[whitetwoguns]

You say a bunch.

I'm sure that cat of yours is leaping for joy at your return.