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Oct 14, 2011 10:17

( Cut for BIG FONT YELLING. And Belarus being Belarus )

ewww people, ewww america, threatening harmless people, let me ouuuut, where is brother, who is this ugly man, the best part of waking up

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beardonfire October 15 2011, 05:25:08 UTC

[LeChuck was in the middle of a wonderful dream that involved killing Guybrush a lot until a mysterious swordswoman appeared and held her blade to his neck! Wait, no, that part isn't a dream. Neither is the screaming.]

I SHOULD BE ASKING YOU THE SAME THING!

[How dare you interrupt his Guybrush-killing, even if it was just a dream!]

whiterusestra October 15 2011, 05:31:42 UTC

[a little taken aback by the yelling back, people don't yell back at her, normally! but she'll take it in stride]

I AM THE ONE YOU HAVE STOLEN, GOAT FUCKER.

beardonfire October 15 2011, 13:00:41 UTC

[He's used to shouting. In fact he doesn't feel like he's done enough of it lately so this is most cathartic despite the knife against his neck.]

YOU HAVE QUITE THE MOUTH ON YOU, YOUNG LADY, DO YOU REALIZE THAT?

whiterusestra October 15 2011, 16:06:35 UTC

[She's really really used to the shouting having an effect, after all, if it could make Poland uncomfortable and America tired, surely it can do anything?? Apparently this guy is made of harder stuff. So she's digging the knife in a bit more, to help her persuasion]

SoooOOO? GIVE ME ANSWERS.

beardonfire October 18 2011, 03:37:48 UTC

[Ow. Curse this stupid uncursed body! Being nicked actually hurt!]

WE HAVE BOTH BEEN STOLEN AWAY, LASS! NOW IF YOU DON'T MIND, YOU ARE DRAWING BLOOD!

[Yes, he's still yelling. Wanna fight about it?]

whiterusestra October 18 2011, 03:55:26 UTC

[And her voice is becoming more sibilant, the volume decreasing]

You expect me to believe that?

[but she pulls back the knife a little, she's got her eye on you]

beardonfire October 18 2011, 04:10:44 UTC

Of course! If I were to kidnap you, I would take far more care than this! I certainly wouldn't give you free reign of this house, and access to sharp implements. Why, you could have walked right out the front door and I would have been none the wiser!

[Sensing an opportunity, he reaches out and grabs the knife-wielding hand by the wrist.]

Now, I consider myself a modest gentleman, but even I believe myself more competent than that!

whiterusestra October 18 2011, 06:16:51 UTC

[well, that makes sense to her,more than someone kidnapping her, now that she's thinking about it more, but with the pictures and waking up in the same room as him, it only made sense to her that he was some sort of stalker or someth-at the grip, she immediately tries to jab the knife back to its former place at his jugular]

IF YOU TOUCH ME I WILL MAKE BROTHER RIP YOU INTO PIECES AND STUFF YOU INTO A CABBAGE. NO ONE BUT BROTHER TOUCHES ME.

beardonfire October 23 2011, 01:43:10 UTC

[Whoops, she's pretty strong for someone half his size. He's going to have to get creative if he's going to keep that knife away from his throat. Staying calm seems to be a good course of action right now.]

Now, now, you certainly don't seem like the type to have someone else fight your battles for you!

whiterusestra October 23 2011, 04:02:37 UTC

[that kind of threat was obviously better reserved for someone who knew her brother and preferably feared him-so she's regarding him]

I am fighting my own battle right now. Will rip your beard off and [twisting the blade a little and baring her teeth for emphasis] eat it if thorough explanation is not given.

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