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[whiterthanblack]

Hey. Pink. I got us a pet.

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[pinkperkypetite]

... A pet?

[whiterthanblack]

Yup. Got one while beating up "A pathetic boot licking lezbo plaything".

Also, we have Cinnamon mouthwash and 50 Toothbrushes that are all red on red.

M-m-m-multipost!

[pinkperkypetite]

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[pinkperkypetite]

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[pinkperkypetite]

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I'm going to guess... Aussa?

[whiterthanblack]

Yes. I didn't even have a warning. I was just picking up some of Shiroko's cards, clothes, and presidential paperwork from her dorm on a quick run.

[pinkperkypetite]

...troubling.

I assume you were a bit more prepared for her tricks, though.

[whiterthanblack]

Yes.

I shook her for her lunch money after she informed me I was to become an order of lobotomized lesbians who serve 6 Dominatrix Spellcasters.

[pinkperkypetite]

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Well, that just about ruins any positive image I had of Endymion.

[whiterthanblack]

On a better note, I think I'm pulling out from tomorrow. As my business with Aussa is done.

And yeah, I figured.

[pinkperkypetite]

Ah? Hmm... I guess I don't really need to go either, then...

...well, I'm glad you got your closure.

[whiterthanblack]

My priorities are my sister, you, and her boyfriend. Grave's enough to smash Endymion in half if she wanted.

So, I got an adorable Fox Fire. It breathes fire. I think its housebroken.

[pinkperkypetite]

Heh... this really is her mission anyway... I don't think it'd sit right with her if anyone else stole the show.

...fox fire. ... Are we sure it won't set fire to everything in the house?

[whiterthanblack]

Pretty much. Its like a lesbian version of Sleeping Beauty or Aladdin.

You can squish it if it does. It only burnt Aussa cause I asked it to. And I figure we need a pet.

[pinkperkypetite]

Sleeping Beauty seems about right... I think the guy had to fight a dragon or something in that one.

Well... I guess it's alright. If it makes you happy. Technically we have a pet... had several... but the wombat tends to spend most of it's time in Vidya's lab...

[whiterthanblack]

It works close enough.

... We have a Wombat?