Oct 17, 2003 14:15
my thoughts on the game last night.. my thoughts on the series... speechless. I'm j/ speechless. They really took my breath away. Y does God insist on tourchering us? I don't blame pedro at all for the loss.. Grady Little, however the fuck u spell it, shoulda taken him out at 5 to 3.. our bullpen is sick.. Timlin and Williamson are and were money the whole fuckin series. ahhh but any way i'm sure u ppl don't read for my baseball analysis. You're probably curious what i've been up to, i.e. women chases, drunken stoopers.. the usual .. well i gotta be honest, my life has consisted of nothing but the playoffs.. I haven't worked out all week, played hooky on my accounting class that meets once a week to watch the sox lose.. ok enough with this u get where i'm going
OK my lj associate james mcclure has just informed me that the paragraph above makes little sense. I appologize. All i can say is that that's the hallmark of a frazzled red sox fan.. words fail to describe my pain.
PANTY DROPPERS
ya so i called you a panty dropper. That is definately a compliment.. it's a beautiful thing actually, it may have a negative preconotation in your book but not in this one. I mean let's take a look at some of the other terms for your species.. i.e. "girl" Do you realize that's what kids all over the country call little mikey when he objects to playing tackle football... or when someone can't throw a baseball?? "You play baseball like a girl"- Sandlot. Now think of that feeling you get when you're with that special someone and ur panties hit the floor. Isn't that a bit better?
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Tomorrow jay and I embark to new haven for real world auditions. This should be fun.. I gurantee if I get on that show ratings will sky rocket, plus if anything else the auditions will be an interesting place to meet chicks.. so i think i'm goin home tonight cuz we gotta leave at like 8ish tom. I need to cry myself to sleep in my nice queen size and spoon with my hand on my king size. I need to get away from Don's rantings.. i swear to god the dialogue gets dumber by the day. Today he was sayin how this girl told him last night he was a slut and that his profile said it all..
"see benoit I need to change my profile..wa wa wa"
"WHAT!?? Are YOU SERious?! Have you ever heard of the quote 'Say as you feel for those that mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.'"
He slamed his drink down with his usual flamboyancy, "That may be the stupidest saying to ever come out of American culture.. I say those who don't mind are pieces of shit.."
"Do you ever even listen to yourself?"
"Absolutely"
"You just said that people that don't mind what you say are pieces of shit!"
"And I stand behind it."
Honest to god.. i kept trying to sink into his head what he just said and he kept full heartidly standing behind it. He's like dead serious too. That's the thing that is so head banging on the wall annoying about the kid, he says something and THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE.. i mean i admit i say some haywired shit but at least i will explain and justify them.. i.e...well j/ read any of my entries. Ya know I don’t think it’s so much that he doesn’t justify any of the shit that comes out of his mouth, it’s that he doesn’t even consider/listen to any argument I may have… and yup.. actually that’s it… I JUST HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD… Go ahead have an argument with him.. you’ll see how fuckin stubborn the kid is, I mean he doesn’t eat cheese for Christ sake and he say’s he doesn’t like Milk in the same breath yet drinks chocolate milk all the time. Does anybody else see this!? I feel like I’m taking crazy pills!