i am a loser
see normally, i would post what i did with my friends or what i did at school, but today, i'm posting what happened at work. why? cuz i'm a loser, so deal with it. i have.
things i learned:
1.jude hates the bush; but likes the seafood
-is getting old but can still find the hole
-likes it as soft as a baby's bottom- everything else has less sensation
-Katherine's answer to this: that is WAY too much information
2. if you break something, always blame it on someone else
3. monkeys belong in trees (probably only ash will know what i mean)
Things I believe:
1. Steve Jones is an asshole
2. I'm going to be rich by the end of next week
3. Steve Jones is an asshole
4. and have i mentioned that steve gonad jones is an asshole?
5. theres a picture of richard mueller in the bathroom, so that steve jones can jack off to it whenever he can
6. steve jones is an asshole
7. women was given the evil time just so she could eliminate all men from the earth while she is under its thrall
9. i am a loser who never does anything but work yet i have no money
Awesome things i did today:
1. bought a retainer for my tongue
2. swallowed its rubber band
3. repierced my tongue- i'm going to end up just letting it close just watch
5. counted all the money 4 times
6. ate massive amounts of pizza
7. interrupted jude having sex (he said he was sleeping [at 11] and called me at 2:30 saying he had just "woken up"..."right")
there were other things...but i forgot...
-oh ya i was propositioned over the phone lol
-the lake ave. store things i'm retarded
-richard lytle is coming back to hell
-i have renamed the office the den of pain
anyway, im tired, sorry that i forgot your fish food asia i was tired and forgot it
my parents are in the drug-induced coma land, i have the house to myself...why is there no party?
things i learned:
1.jude hates the bush; but likes the seafood
-is getting old but can still find the hole
-likes it as soft as a baby's bottom- everything else has less sensation
-Katherine's answer to this: that is WAY too much information
2. if you break something, always blame it on someone else
3. monkeys belong in trees (probably only ash will know what i mean)
Things I believe:
1. Steve Jones is an asshole
2. I'm going to be rich by the end of next week
3. Steve Jones is an asshole
4. and have i mentioned that steve gonad jones is an asshole?
5. theres a picture of richard mueller in the bathroom, so that steve jones can jack off to it whenever he can
6. steve jones is an asshole
7. women was given the evil time just so she could eliminate all men from the earth while she is under its thrall
9. i am a loser who never does anything but work yet i have no money
Awesome things i did today:
1. bought a retainer for my tongue
2. swallowed its rubber band
3. repierced my tongue- i'm going to end up just letting it close just watch
5. counted all the money 4 times
6. ate massive amounts of pizza
7. interrupted jude having sex (he said he was sleeping [at 11] and called me at 2:30 saying he had just "woken up"..."right")
there were other things...but i forgot...
-oh ya i was propositioned over the phone lol
-the lake ave. store things i'm retarded
-richard lytle is coming back to hell
-i have renamed the office the den of pain
anyway, im tired, sorry that i forgot your fish food asia i was tired and forgot it
my parents are in the drug-induced coma land, i have the house to myself...why is there no party?