"Come on! I gotta get you drunk & high tonight!"
That's what started my day.
Andre, one of the hottest guys ever, kept saying this to me almost every day for two weeks. He was only saying this because, obviously, I've never gotten drunk or high before. I managed to sneak a bottle of Absolut from my parents' liquor cabinet (Which was a stupid thing to do. Don't you kiddies ever do it!), and took it with me to Andre's house, picked him up, went with his friend to get weed, locked my keys in my car, Andre and his friend smoke (I didn't want to 'cause I was pissed and wanted to go home.), my brother comes and unlocks the door for me, Andre and I go to the park where I live, I ended up taking three sips of the Absolut (Nasty stuff!) and he took ten, we chilled in my car at his house, tried mixing the vodka with Sprite (Didn't help.), he got drunk and I didn't even get nearly buzzed, he went into his house and I went home, and now I am here, sitting in front of my computer, telling you about my night with a huge-ass sentence.
And as it turns out, I'm gonna be celebrating 420 with him and my new found friend, Hailey. Oh the joys of having stoner friends.
Andre, one of the hottest guys ever, kept saying this to me almost every day for two weeks. He was only saying this because, obviously, I've never gotten drunk or high before. I managed to sneak a bottle of Absolut from my parents' liquor cabinet (Which was a stupid thing to do. Don't you kiddies ever do it!), and took it with me to Andre's house, picked him up, went with his friend to get weed, locked my keys in my car, Andre and his friend smoke (I didn't want to 'cause I was pissed and wanted to go home.), my brother comes and unlocks the door for me, Andre and I go to the park where I live, I ended up taking three sips of the Absolut (Nasty stuff!) and he took ten, we chilled in my car at his house, tried mixing the vodka with Sprite (Didn't help.), he got drunk and I didn't even get nearly buzzed, he went into his house and I went home, and now I am here, sitting in front of my computer, telling you about my night with a huge-ass sentence.
And as it turns out, I'm gonna be celebrating 420 with him and my new found friend, Hailey. Oh the joys of having stoner friends.