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[whitefrodude]

So I haven't updated in quite awhile because well basically LJ has become I don't really know, but anyway I have a new life theory and i thought I would share it with all basically 4 of you who read this. The name of this new theory is called the Traffic Light Theory. The traffic light theory goes like this... You can tell what day you are going to have by how the traffic lights affect you on the ay to your destination. If you make all the green lights then everything should go fairly well for you with no bumps along the way. If you hit all red lights you better watch out because a shitty day is coming for you. Everything you do will fail and its probably best to turn around and call in sick. Then you have the yeollow light part. This is the most interesting because it can go 2 ways. The first way is the good way. This happens when you pass through your lights just as they turn from green to yellow. This signifies that you will succeeded in most of the things you do that day but barely. You will finish things at the last minute and just do the mininmum. The bad yellow lights are when you approach the light and its yellow. This means you either stop because you don't think you will make it or you drive through it and it turns red before you get all the way through. In either of these cases it is the worst. This is the worst because not only will you not finish anything you do for the day but you will know that if this or that happened you could have made it and that lingers with you following your failure. Now I don't guarantee that the theory works for you hence the reason its a theory but just know that if it does I thought of it first.

Traffic Light Theory is a copyright of Jason Goldstein. Any similarity or likeness to other theories is strictly unintentional. The Traffic Light Theory is filmed in front of a live studio audience.