Tequila and Taxi Rides 2/2
AN: Gawd Ive been having this one under my belt for the longest..*blushes* oooh that was a bad choice of words you know what I mean....Was going to be a one shot but I just keep writing and writing so it will be broken up into two parts..
Warning: Nc-17 totally naughty drinking & sex sooo all ya little kids shoo or at least make sure your parents aren't looking over your shoulder lol..Seriously just adults
Summary: A night on the town, some tequila, and a big ole 'kinda' mistake
Part 2
Following closely behind her girlfriend the red head furrowed her eye brows in question. "What do you mean payback?" Emily asked as they made their way towards the bar. Serena looked back at Emily then smiled wickedly. "We are going to get her drunk." She then signaled the bar tender over "I need a bottle of your best tequila please."
"Serena are you mad!?" Emily hissed "I can't even imagine a drunk Miranda but I bet she bloody awful."
"Oh come on Emily it's going to be fun!" Serena said dragging her toward the two dancing women. When they made it there Serena held the bottle up towards them "I got tequila!"
"Whoop!" Nigel and Andy yelled still dancing while Miranda merely rolled her eyes and settled them on Serena's face. By the gleam in Serena's eye Miranda knew that the younger women was up to something. A Cheshire grin spread across the older women's face she would just for tonight play along. If she even thought it was something that would make her look foolish she could always pull out. Miranda stopped dancing then said where they could all hear her. "Well care to offer me a shot or do I have to stand here and die of dehydration." she said smirking as Serena eyes went wide. This little girl had no idea.
Everyone stopped moving waiting for the blonde to reply. "Umm ok lets go do some shots then" The younger woman then turned towards the tables motioning the others to follow. Finding a suitable place for them Serena sat the Tequila and the glasses down.Emily came behind her then place a large bowl of sliced limes down along with a salt shaker. "Alright who's first?" she asked still pouring shots.
Not saying anything Miranda reached for a glass then downed it in one gulp not using any chasers. Emily and Serena looked at her wide eyed while Andy and Nigel just smile. Feeling eyes upon her Miranda looked at them "What?"
Before she could stop herself Serena blurted out "Damn Miranda! your a real cowboy." She grinned at the older woman who merely shrugged. Serena grinned wider then turned her attention to her friends "Alright lets see who can take a shot like our lovely queen here." the blonde laughed.
Miranda just rolled her eyes young people they always have to turn things into a competition.
Not one to back down Andrea stepped forward "Had me one of those!" Meeting Miranda's eyes from across the table Andy snatched a shot glass from Serena then downed it. Whiskey colored eyes watered and full lips pulled back into a full on grimace as strong liquor fought its way all the way down her throat.
Andy shook her head then before she could stop herself burst out " Whoo we! that'll put hairs on your snatch!" Nigel, Serena, and Emily burst out laughing while Miranda just sat back and smirked.Andy could feel her face burn from embarrassment.This is what she gets for hanging out with her aunts when she was a teen.
Nigel slapped her on the arm "Watch out six your Midwestern is showing." which much to Andy dismay caused another round of laughter to explode around the table.
"Oh shut up Nigel." she said giving him a sharp elbow to the ribs. "Ow!" Nigel yelped rubbing his ribs.
Andy chanced a glance at her boss who much to her dismay way watching her. Miranda raised an eyebrow and mouthed. "Hairs on your snatch?"
Andy looked down feeling her cheeks once again pinken " stupid Aunt Jean." she mumbled. Seeing the brunette utterly embarrassed Miranda turned her attention towards the laughing fools. "Alright who's next?" She asked secretly pleased when the laughter suddenly halted at the sound of her voice. Serena gave Emily a gentle push forward.The red head looked at her girlfriend then huffed. "Me I guess." When everyone was distracted Miranda shifted her gaze to Andy, locking eyes with her Miranda smiled then winked at the brunette causing the cutest little blush to pinken her cheeks.
When each one of them had taken a shot and had made what Andy coined as the 'stink face'. They all decided it was time to break out the salt and limes.
Serena turned to Emily "Alright baby let's show them how its really done." The blonde said leaning over she used a bit of tequila to wet the British woman's neck and sprinkled some salt there. "Open"
Emily smiled then opened her mouth just wide enough for Serena to place a slice of tart lime between her teeth. "Alright ladies observe." Serena grinned leaning forward she quickly licked the salt off of Emily neck then reached over and snatched up a shot downing it in one gulp she then bite into the lime hanging out of Emily. The two women then made a big show out of kissing causing a series of whoops and catcalls to erupt from all over the bar.
Andy and Miranda rolled their eyes. While Nigel merely laughed.
Miranda leaned back waving a hand out "Oh please anybody could do that."Serena quirked an eyebrow at her.Payback time "Really now?"
Miranda narrowed her eyes "Yes" Letting a smug smile spread across her face Serena sat back in her own chair "Then prove it." The older woman held her hands out waving them lazily in front of her "I have no one to do that to and I absolutely refused to lick a stranger." The blonde grinned wickedly I got you now Ice Queen.
"Use Andy."
Miranda scowled while Andy did her best impression of a guppy.Serena chuckled. "Whats a matter ladies too chicken." The older woman mentally rolled her eyes she'll show this little girl she grew up in the 60s after all. "Come here Andrea."
Andy jerked her head around, eyes wide looking directly at the older woman."Miranda you don't have to do this."Miranda rolled her eyes "My god Andrea its a Tequila shot not a kidney transplant."
The brunette opened her mouth as if to say something else but closed it a moment later when she saw Miranda's face. Andy sighed in defeat then moved closer to the other woman to only they could hear. "Sit on the table in front of me."
Eyebrows raised until they were fully hidden by bangs "Miranda?" Miranda ignored the girl and patted the table. Knowing that arguing with the older woman was useless Andrea let out a loud sigh then hiked her ass right top of the table right in front of her. Miranda gazed at the girl in front of her for a minute and had to bite the inside of her jaw to keep a growl of lust from escaping. Blue eyes pried their way from the gorgeous sight before them to chance a glance around the room only to find stares of confusion and curiosity looking back.
Grabbing a lime out of the bowl Miranda stood half way up and offered it to Andy who opened her mouth almost immediately. Miranda smiled "Good girl."
Sitting back down she looked towards Serena. "Give me the salt." Hurriedly she passed it to the older women. Curious to see what would happen next. Miranda snatched the salt away from the girl then looked around coming back face to torso with Andrea. Slowly Miranda lifted a hand to the girls stomach and gave her a gentle push, signaling her to lay back. Surprised by the sudden touch Andy gasped then obeyed.Carefully the older women lifted Andrea's shirt. What the hell was Miranda doing? Andrea thought heart beat quickening in excitement.Opened mouthed everyone watched in amazement and disbelief as the other women dipped a a well manicured nail into the shot glass to get it nice and wet.Turning her head to the crowd Miranda grinned wickedly then slowly brought the soaked digit to just above Andrea's navel then slowly slid it across. Trying her best not to groan Andrea bit into the lime just hard enough to get a mouth full of juice which oddly enough seemed to help. A moment later the brunette felt the prickle of salt sprinkled on her.
Miranda soft voice broke the silence. "One" she counted bringing her mouth to the girls exposed skin she slowly teasing dragged her tongue through the salt making sure every last grain of it was picked up.
"Two" She knocked back the shot.
"Three" She carefully rose up between Andrea thighs until her face was even with Andy's then leaned forward. Pearly white teeth grabbed the lime gently and bite down. Miranda leaned back now with the lime in her mouth then took it out of her mouth.
Suddenly out of nowhere an "OH MY GOD!" rang out followed by chorus a of wolf calls and whistles. Miranda turned her head once again to the crowd then laughed " And that my dears is how you take a shot." Miranda chanced a glance over to Andy whom at the moment was doing a very good impression of a tomato. At the sight of the girl Miranda tilted her head and laughed. Yes Andrea was effected
Outside of Illusions (3 hours and 2 bottles of Tequila later)
Five very drunk people stumbled out of the club and onto the side walk. "You all stay here I'm going to try and get a cab." Andy slurred then moved ahead to the curb. At the mention of public transportation the older woman froze on the spot and crossed her arms "I'm NOT getting in one of those disgusting things." she protested.
"Oh come on Miranda don't be such a stick in the mud its only this one time" Nigel scolded "Besides don't you remember you sent Roy home for the night." Miranda huffed then rolled her eyes. Why did she have to give Roy the night off tonight of all nights."Fine but I'm sitting on your jacket." she shot back causing the bald man to frown.
Surprisingly after only a minute Andy manged to hail a cab with no trouble and waved them over. Nigel, Emily, and Andy quickly piled into the back while Serena sat in the front.The older woman looked at the now full cab " Now where pray tell do you all expect me to sit?" Miranda asked, standing beside of the cab looking in with pursed lips.
"Sit on Andy's lap," Nigel quipped through the open door. Andy whipped her head around to face the fashion director and narrowed her eyes.Nigel and Emily must have thought in their drunken minds that was hilarious because the two idiots burst out laughing. Sighing in defeat Miranda ignored the laughter and surprised everyone by shrugging lazily then carefully squeezing herself into the backseat and placing her little round rear right in Andy's lap. The brunette gasped at the contact."Now Andrea try to keep your hands to yourself." she quipped causing Andy to blush and the others to giggle.
Still laughing they all hurriedly rearranged their feet due to the four inch heels Miranda had on. The ride home was surprisingly quite bumpy and Miranda was wobbling around on Andy's lap much to the brunette's delight and horror. Despite biting her lip till she tasted copper and humming a silly tone in her head Andy could feel wetness starting to soak her panties.
With Emily and Nigel's help, Andy did her best to keep Miranda upright. Suddenly their driver turned sharply down one street, causing Miranda to slide across the the brunette's lap. Her hands shot out to steady herself and her right hand clutched Andy's breast hard.
Andy sucked in a deep breath through her teeth "Ouch!" Andy cried. "That's not a handle!"
Nigel, Serena, and Emily dissolved into drunken giggles. "oh I'm turrriably sorry An-dray-uuh," Miranda slurred causing everyone save for the older woman to laugh harder.
Then out of nowhere the Andy felt the painful grip from before turn into a gentle caress. "Is that better?" Miranda whispered low enough for only Andy to hear. The brunette gasped then eased her hand away. "Now now Miranda you had better keep your hands to yourself. " Andy warned in a stern but soft voice.
" But why Andrea? I can feel your nipples poking into my back so you obviously like it." Miranda purred causing Andy to gasp.
This was getting out of hand literally she needed take a little control over the situation before Miranda did something she would regret. "Th...that may be Miranda but I don't think this is neither the time or the place" Andy replied struggling to kept those wonderful wondering hands at bay.
The cab pulled up to Emily's apartment silencing the two whispering woman. "Come along Serena!" The British woman practically yelled at her Brazilian companion who at the moment had her eyes glued to the couple in the backseat. Emily then threw twenty bucks at Andrea for her share of the fare, blew half ass kisses to everyone, and quickly made her way up the front steps of her apartment building with the blonde in tow..
After a little while of sitting there in silence Miranda finally had enough and sighed in frustration. Slowly as not to draw unwanted attention Miranda slid a hand down between the door and their bodies, gripping Andy's hand in a firm but gentle squeeze.
Andy watched in a daze as she felt Miranda move her hand up to a breast.Instinctively she cupped it and began to move her thump back and forth over the older woman's nipple .Miranda sighed in contentment.Oh this was wrong so wrong Andy thought as she went to remove her hand but was caught just as she was about to pull away by Miranda's.
In the sudden movement Miranda's crimson blouse sensually slid off her right shoulder exposing silky black lace. Andy gasped and looked up accidentally catching the cabdriver's eye in the rear view mirror obliviously enjoying the show. "Hey! watch the road!" Andy yelled at him causing him to quickly look back where they were going.
At the sound of Andrea scolding the diver, Nigel glanced over at them and noticed where Andy's hand was he giggled "You two are scandalous!" said Nigel laughed. "Miranda, why are you even still on your Andy's lap? I'll scoot over."
"She's warm and soft like Patrica." Miranda simply replied then wiggled a bit to empathize her point unknowing rubbing her tail bone in Andy's crotch. The brunette almost had to bite her lip off to muffle the moan that threatened to bubble from deep within her throat.
Seeing the darkened eyes and the biting of the lip Nigel barked out a laugh "Well you got that right Andy can be a real bitch sometimes." Andrea looked over at him and narrowed her eyes "You still here?" she asked sarcastically. Miranda then added "Plus she's cleaner then those filthy seats." Andy rolled her eyes yeah that sounded more like the Miranda she knew.
Nigel smirked trying to hold back the giggles "I always knew Andy would be good for something." Andy shot him a look then growled.
Miranda sent him a lazy glare the pouted "Awe Nigel stop being mean to Andrea... she makes a good seat." Miranda slurred then giggled at her joke.
Nigel burst out laughing much to Andy's delight "That she does"
The cab pulled in front of the townhouse."Here's your stop." called out Nigel. Miranda practically leap out of the cab leaving Andy or Nigel to pay for her half. "Come along Andrea." Andy's eyes widened.The older woman could not be serious. Could she? she must be. Andy groaned fishing two ten dollar bills out of her purse then handed them to Nigel.
"Good luck getting her sobered up," he chuckled
"See you on Monday, Andy!" Nigel called from his window as the cabbie pulled away.
When they made it to the door Andy noticed that the other woman hadn't opened the door "Where's your key Miranda?" Andy asked.Not answering Miranda leaned her back against the door and smiled at nothing in particularly. Andy sighed then grabbed the woman by the face with both hands so that they where looking eye to eye. "Your key Miranda Where is your key?"
Finally Miranda seemed to understand "Mmmm, purse," the older woman murmured, then gave a low, throaty laugh and waved her shoes in the air.
As soon as the door closed, Miranda put her arms around the younger woman's neck and rested her head between her breasts. "Oh God, you smell soo good." she moaned causing the Andy to shiver in delight."Miranda I don't think we should do this I mean your drunk." In response the older woman sighed heavily then started sliding quickly down the nearest wall.Seeing this Andrea lunged forward to catch her, but had a little too much momentum and they ended up in a tangled mess on the floor.
Whiskey colored eyes opened then widened as sky blue ones came within view just inches from them.The brunette some how in all the mayhem wound up on top of the older woman, facing her, practically squatting above her with only one hand placed on the wall to hold herself upright. Andy's watched in a daze as Miranda dropped her gaze from Andrea's only to lower it down to a moist pair of full lips. Andy watched Miranda's lids lower and couldn't help but to blush at the situation.She knew she had to stop this and fast so slowly as not to fall entirely on the down woman she untangled herself.Andy leaned back to give Miranda room to stand only to gasp a moment later.Miranda was on the floor legs spread wide open her black Prada skirt had somehow been hiked all the way up to her waist and Andy could now clearly see black silky panties. Miranda locked eyes with the now flushed brunette and smiled wickedly "You like what you see?"
Andy's face turned nine kinds of red "Umm yo..you really need to get to bed."
Miranda lips went from a grin to a pout "Awww but I'm not even sleepy." she whined.
"How much Tequila did you have sweetie"
"Alot" says Miranda with a goofy look on her face.
The brunette's eyes widened a bit then her lips curled up in a smirk. Ahh that explains it
This wouldn't be right they were both drunk and Miranda would probably throw her ass out of the window in the morning. Andy shook her head then stood up on shaky legs followed by the equally if not more shaky Miranda. Andy looked at the older woman and sighed "Just go to bed Miranda I'll see you Monday." she said turning towards the door to leave but as she placed a hand on the doorknob she was stopped by two warm arms wrapping around her waist.Andrea gasped as full breast pressed against her back and hot breath hit the back of her neck.
Miranda placed her chin on the the girl's shoulder so that her mouth was even to an ear. "I know you want me An-dray-ah." she whispered then smirked when she felt the girl shiver. "I can practically smell your want from here and it smells all sooo gooood Andrea." Andrea felt her pulse quickened and wetness seep through her already soaking wet panties at the older woman's tone. She knew she needed to stop this but found she could not move hell she could barely breathe. As she was pondering what to do she felt something wet and hard trace the shell of her ear causing a low moan to escape her mouth.The arms around her waist began to move slowly up her taut stomach only to come to rest on her breasts. Andy groaned and arched her back as Miranda's thumbs began to circle already harden nipples. "Umm Miranda."
Hearing the girl whisper her name so breathlessly drove Miranda right over the edge.She spun the brunette around slamming her roughly against the closed door."Do not move." Miranda whispered in a low warning tone then before Andy could even ask why she watched with wide darkened eyes as Miranda quickly dropped to her knees right in front of her.The older woman swiftly yanked the now panting brunette pants and panties down roughly. "Mi..Miranda..wha..what are you doing?"
"Shh." came the reply just before a long wet tongue slowly slide across her clit. Andy squealed in pleasure. "Oh dear god!" she gasped then moaned loudly a moment later when Miranda began to flick her tongue left and right slowly over and over again. Andy bit her lip breathing hard through her nose.
Miranda for her part could not believe she was doing this. She had never performed oral sex in her life but the sweet musky scent that had hit her nostrils had been to much to resist.So here she was lapping away and could not be more turned on. She grasped one of the girl's thighs signaling her to place it on her back which Andy obliged quickly carefully trying not to fall over. With better access Miranda lunged again placing almost her entire mouth over Andy's mound. "Hmmm." Miranda moaned the smell and the taste of the girl was heavenly it was like pure animal lust. Andy was in her own little pleasure haze as she was bucking her hips in time with Miranda's tongue.Miranda then felt a hand on the back of her head pulling her if possible even closer to where Andrea needed her.
"Oh god!! yes yes yes" Andy began chanting as she felt the all too familiar pressure build within her. Sensing that the girl needed more Miranda brought two fingers to the heated entrance and with one smooth move buried them deep within the now screaming brunette ."Oh shit!" Andy gasped.
Thinking that she had hurt the girl, Miranda froze. Panting Andy quickly looked down locking her chocolate eyes to concerned blue ones. " Please don't stop Miranda." Andy begged through gritted teeth. The older woman smiled in a mixture of relief and arousal then began to slowly move her hand in and out in and out. "Yes Don't stop.. Faster." Miranda grinned picking up the pace then lowered her mouth back down to Andy core. At the feel of the older woman's fingers and tongue Andy began to moan in an almost opera pitch but still it wasn't enough she needed more. "Hmm god faster." the brunette demanded again then gasped as Miranda picked up speed until she was now pistoling in and out of her in at an almost super human speed. Moaning loudly Andy closed her eyes tight as the pressure within began to build and build until."OH GOD YES MIRANDA!" Andy yelled as a climax took over every cell of her body.Wanting to drag out the girl's orgasm as long as possible Miranda lazily licked the now pulsating bundle of nerves between two slick thighs. Andy groaned as the older woman's soft tongue dragged out wave upon wave of pure bless from her. God she had never cum like this. She felt like she just been dipped in a bath tub of champagne tingly bubbles.
Satisfied beyond belief a panting Andrea grinned lazily then slowly slid down the wall to the floor.Heavy lidded chocolate eyes opened and Andy could not help but growl at the sight before her because there a feet from her sat Miranda with a smile on her face and juices smeared across her finely shaped chin.
The brunette raised a shaky hand up toward the older woman and making a come hither motion with her index and middle finger."Come here sweetheart lets get you cleaned up."
The lazy smile from before turned devilish as Miranda began to slowly crawl towards the brunette like a well fed big cat. Just as Miranda was within reach Andy tackled her, pinning her to the floor by her wrists. She then leaned down quickly and kissed the woman hard. Tongue slid across tongue in an sensual oral dance that got both women moaning.Andy groaned as she tasted herself on Miranda's lips.Nothing has ever been sweeter or more arousing to her then this. Feeling it was time to move on the brunette reluctantly moved away from those sinful luscious lips to the smooth creamy skin between Miranda's neck and shoulder blade. Careful not to hurt Miranda Andy gently scraped pearly white teeth across flesh then bit down with just enough pressure to make crescent shapes dents but not enough to break the skin. Miranda gasped arching her back as Andy marked her as her own.The sharp pain mixing with the pleasure of a well place thigh was driving the older woman to insanity.Removing her hands away from to delicate wrists Andy began to quickly unbutton Miranda's shirt revealing black lace clad breasts.
Slowly taking her sweet precious time Andy made her way down from Miranda collar bone to two creamy mounds. Smiling she lowered her head and wrapped her mouth around Miranda's whole left nipple sucking hard, she tried to get as much as she could in her mouth, she then pulled back and licked the swollen flesh. Miranda squealed and thrashed as shots of pleasure shook her body. Seemingly satisfied with the job she had done Andy quickly moved to the right breast and repeated the process. Miranda moaned loudly clutching the brunette's head pushing her breast if possible even farther in the girl's mouth. "Oh Andrea please." the older woman begged.
Hearing Miranda's plea Andy's mouth curled into a smiled around soft flesh then began to move placing open mouth kisses as she made her decent. When she reached Miranda's sex she gazed down at it in a sort of awe that made Miranda blush. Just when Miranda was about to ask what was wrong Andy touched her. Miranda gasped as slender finger gently explored. Miranda looked down with darkened eyes and watched her, then whined when she saw Andy removed her fingers.Miranda was about to say something but was halted when the sight of Andrea slowly bringing those same fingers to her mouth, drawing them in sucking on each one like it was ice cream came into view. Andy closed her eyes and moaned at the taste of what could only be described as pure delicious sexual musk.
Oh god Miranda mouth opened and wetness pooled out of her in a warm gush. Andy opened her eyes then grinned at the sight of the older woman wickedly just before diving in.Not prepared for the assault Miranda screamed in pleasure as an unbelievably long tongue lapped at her.
"Oh dear God!" Miranda moaned already feeling her orgasm beginning to build. Andy swiftly shoved two fingers deep within her. Miranda's back arched like a hunter's bow never before had she felt pleasure like this. Sweat prickled along her brow line and her muscles began to draw up. Sensing the older woman was near completion Andy sped up her actions until..."Oh god yes!" Miranda screamed in ecstasy. With every pulse of her clit Andrea's name was whispered in breathy moans as wave upon delicious wave of orgasmic bliss washed over her.
When heavy breathing came under control and the convulsing finally subsided Miranda blinked rapidly then move her gaze to the now grinning brunette still kneeling between her thighs. "Well." She licked her lips then clucked her tongue "That was fun."
Whiskey colored eyes rolled and an eyebrow quirked "Fun?" Miranda smirked then patted the brunette's thigh "Yes fun now come on Andrea lets go to bed." she said pushing herself up and heading toward the base of the stairs. She looked over her shoulder giving Andy a cheeky smile "Maybe this time we'll actually be naked." she said making her way surprising quickly up the stairs.
Despite just having sex, Andy could feel the familiar warmth of arousal beginning to spread through her body at just the thought of a fully naked Miranda waiting for her. Andy looked down at her watch 3:00 a.m. she really needed sleep. "Come along Andrea!" her thoughts were interrupted as she heard Miranda yell for her. But then again Who the hell needs sleep anyways? She thought quickly standing and heading towards the stairs.
END
AN: hope the sex scene was ok I've only written two before this one....Now if you would excuse me I really must get back to Destined to be Damned.