Late Christmas presents & New Year [text]
So I spent most of my Christmas and New Years in New York. It was pretty cold up there. Did a lot of shopping with Rosemary. She got this new tour schedule she wanted to show off. She got me a W!! and a couple of games which I brought back with me. Between that and gas money now I'm completely broke again. Anyway, classes started up again last week, huh? Having clean floors for once was a little nice while it lasted.
From Raiden to:
Birdo: Thanks for babying him all throughout the war and when he got punched on the football field and after Halloween and A coupon for one free massage at a fancy spa & daycare place in NYC oops downtown FDC.
Blacky: Edible pink undies. Free driving lessons. A LOT OF DINOSAUR TOYS that were very likely from here along with one of those MISLEADINGLY DIFFICULT wooden puzzles. There's a little note offering to help build it because he's sure he can despite it being MISLEADINGLY DIFFICULT. Also this. ALSO LATER you receive a mysterious gift of one of those USB external hard drives. He'll come over and install it in your ass if you ask nicely.
Bulbasaur: KID, you're a man now, you need one of these. It sparkles when you open it Raiden put the sparkles there himself.
EVA: A saddlebag for your Triumph.
Falcon: BEST GIFT EVER PICK A COLOR. They cost Raiden like $1 and smell good for like 30 minutes if that.
Flak: Raiden had no idea what to get his other fellow BH member Not that you can get any real use out of it but. You know. You could put keys on it. :'|
Flint: Hey man, we are staff members that get stuck doing the dirty work. But Raiden was pretty clueless with a gift so he went with a standard 6-pack of alchyhol.
Goose: A beer hat. One that'll work with that crazy hair of yours. Yep.
Hawke: He was not sure at all what to get you but he saw this swiss-army office pen that also has a laser pointer and protractor and nail clippers built into it some how you know the kind I'm talking about. It writes in the blackest black ink.
Jake: Some crazy pens for your crazy pockets. One of those MISLEADINGLY INEXPENSIVE USB MP3 players.
Kyle Hyde: Yeah. Okay. He's totally not trying to tell you something.
Lash [secret santa]: Bugs. Milk. A can of coolant spray. RAIDEN HAD NO IDEA WHAT TO GET YOU LASH because are so brilliantly capable of making things on your own. He did pick up a couple of movie tickets good for any-time-in-the-future and Rosemary insisted on a torendii cool scarf. Also he found you some hot cocoa packets for peoples with milk allergies.
Lighter: Hey man, we are staff members that get stuck doing the dirty work. But Raiden was pretty clueless with a gift so he went with a standard 6-pack of alchyhol DIFFERENT FROM FLINT'S okay.
Max: MAX. MAX. RAIDEN GOT A W!! FOR CHRISTMAS. IT HAS SUPER PUNCH-IN. HE GOT YOU AN EXTRA W!!MOTE THAT HAS LIKE... A CAST IRON SLEEVE OR SOMETHING SO YOU DON'T BREAK IT WITH YOUR MANLY HANDS. JUST FOR YOU. Also a back hot/cold pack.
Ocelot: ONE [1] FROWNY FACE OF SKEPTICISM AND FROWN. BC
Olimar: this ok no A tie.
Otacon: Somehow. At the Digimon center in NYC. He got his hands on a copy of this. Just for you.
Parakarry: A neato wall plaque thing.
Samus: A coffee mug.
Snake: Also a cool coffee mug it was buy one, get one free, don't judge him, a cool looking bandana that JUST CALLED TO HIM for MYSTERIOUS REASONS he was kind of half tempted to keep to himself but thought you'd get more use out of it.
To Raiden, From:
Bulbasaur [secret santa]: a box that has basically every cookie ever in it! On top of that a pretty, bronzed oak leaf.
Lash: So you kept whining about how you can't clean by yourself bla bla bla it sucks, flm. Well you'll be happy to know Lash was totally working on these forever, and now you have a ten man army of these, equipped with roombas and miniature bags and a tiny laser that will shot dirt into oblivion. It can also be used to cut grass in the summer. Here's the catch: She installed very, very, very tiny cameras into them. You'll never be able to find them. You also get a self-made replicator of some show thing. And some cards!
Goose: Also Micro-Californian wine.
Olimar: Ollie wasn't so sure what he liked, but remembered Raiden saying something about video games, so he got a nice little gift card he could spend on games or something. He was young, he probably liked them. He owed him. Card read: "Merry Christmas, Raiden. Once again, I must thank you for saving my life. I am forever in your dept! I wish I had a better way of repaying f for your kindness. Have a Happy New Year! Sincerely, Olimar. P.S. I have surpassed my previous high score on the Game and Watch!"
ROB: cookies!
Lemmy: A REALLY CREEPY DOLL OF THEMSELVES kind of like this.
Parakarry: A box of assorted chocolates
Sable: A scarf.
EVA: A Christmas card, signed.
Hawke: A not very generous Christmas bonus.
Mikapii: A drawing taped on the outside of their door with candies taped around it.
Ganondorf: Condoms, a rear-view window ornament and a coffee/tea mug.
Snake: More sparkle shampoo A cardboard box left in the janitor's closet with the word "PADAWAN" scrawled on it. Pretty lame. But open it up and find oodles and oodles of ammunition along with a brand spankin' new gun. He couldn't just give you a gag gift, Raiden, you're pretty cool.
Max: a box of protein bars and some Orange Star Soda
From Raiden to:
Birdo: Thanks for babying him all throughout the war and when he got punched on the football field and after Halloween and A coupon for one free massage at a fancy spa & daycare place in NYC oops downtown FDC.
Blacky: Edible pink undies. Free driving lessons. A LOT OF DINOSAUR TOYS that were very likely from here along with one of those MISLEADINGLY DIFFICULT wooden puzzles. There's a little note offering to help build it because he's sure he can despite it being MISLEADINGLY DIFFICULT. Also this. ALSO LATER you receive a mysterious gift of one of those USB external hard drives. He'll come over and install it in your ass if you ask nicely.
Bulbasaur: KID, you're a man now, you need one of these. It sparkles when you open it Raiden put the sparkles there himself.
EVA: A saddlebag for your Triumph.
Falcon: BEST GIFT EVER PICK A COLOR. They cost Raiden like $1 and smell good for like 30 minutes if that.
Flak: Raiden had no idea what to get his other fellow BH member Not that you can get any real use out of it but. You know. You could put keys on it. :'|
Flint: Hey man, we are staff members that get stuck doing the dirty work. But Raiden was pretty clueless with a gift so he went with a standard 6-pack of alchyhol.
Goose: A beer hat. One that'll work with that crazy hair of yours. Yep.
Hawke: He was not sure at all what to get you but he saw this swiss-army office pen that also has a laser pointer and protractor and nail clippers built into it some how you know the kind I'm talking about. It writes in the blackest black ink.
Jake: Some crazy pens for your crazy pockets. One of those MISLEADINGLY INEXPENSIVE USB MP3 players.
Kyle Hyde: Yeah. Okay. He's totally not trying to tell you something.
Lash [secret santa]: Bugs. Milk. A can of coolant spray. RAIDEN HAD NO IDEA WHAT TO GET YOU LASH because are so brilliantly capable of making things on your own. He did pick up a couple of movie tickets good for any-time-in-the-future and Rosemary insisted on a torendii cool scarf. Also he found you some hot cocoa packets for peoples with milk allergies.
Lighter: Hey man, we are staff members that get stuck doing the dirty work. But Raiden was pretty clueless with a gift so he went with a standard 6-pack of alchyhol DIFFERENT FROM FLINT'S okay.
Max: MAX. MAX. RAIDEN GOT A W!! FOR CHRISTMAS. IT HAS SUPER PUNCH-IN. HE GOT YOU AN EXTRA W!!MOTE THAT HAS LIKE... A CAST IRON SLEEVE OR SOMETHING SO YOU DON'T BREAK IT WITH YOUR MANLY HANDS. JUST FOR YOU. Also a back hot/cold pack.
Ocelot: ONE [1] FROWNY FACE OF SKEPTICISM AND FROWN. BC
Olimar: this ok no A tie.
Otacon: Somehow. At the Digimon center in NYC. He got his hands on a copy of this. Just for you.
Parakarry: A neato wall plaque thing.
Samus: A coffee mug.
Snake: Also a cool coffee mug it was buy one, get one free, don't judge him, a cool looking bandana that JUST CALLED TO HIM for MYSTERIOUS REASONS he was kind of half tempted to keep to himself but thought you'd get more use out of it.
To Raiden, From:
Bulbasaur [secret santa]: a box that has basically every cookie ever in it! On top of that a pretty, bronzed oak leaf.
Lash: So you kept whining about how you can't clean by yourself bla bla bla it sucks, flm. Well you'll be happy to know Lash was totally working on these forever, and now you have a ten man army of these, equipped with roombas and miniature bags and a tiny laser that will shot dirt into oblivion. It can also be used to cut grass in the summer. Here's the catch: She installed very, very, very tiny cameras into them. You'll never be able to find them. You also get a self-made replicator of some show thing. And some cards!
Goose: Also Micro-Californian wine.
Olimar: Ollie wasn't so sure what he liked, but remembered Raiden saying something about video games, so he got a nice little gift card he could spend on games or something. He was young, he probably liked them. He owed him. Card read: "Merry Christmas, Raiden. Once again, I must thank you for saving my life. I am forever in your dept! I wish I had a better way of repaying f for your kindness. Have a Happy New Year! Sincerely, Olimar. P.S. I have surpassed my previous high score on the Game and Watch!"
ROB: cookies!
Lemmy: A REALLY CREEPY DOLL OF THEMSELVES kind of like this.
Parakarry: A box of assorted chocolates
Sable: A scarf.
EVA: A Christmas card, signed.
Hawke: A not very generous Christmas bonus.
Mikapii: A drawing taped on the outside of their door with candies taped around it.
Ganondorf: Condoms, a rear-view window ornament and a coffee/tea mug.
Snake: More sparkle shampoo A cardboard box left in the janitor's closet with the word "PADAWAN" scrawled on it. Pretty lame. But open it up and find oodles and oodles of ammunition along with a brand spankin' new gun. He couldn't just give you a gag gift, Raiden, you're pretty cool.
Max: a box of protein bars and some Orange Star Soda