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MYSTERY DOCUMENTS [text] [action]

Nov 14, 2009 18:13

( [Private to Lash; just slightly hackable] )

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[Private, unhackable] things_go_boom November 14 2009, 23:54:38 UTC

[Oh good, she won't have to kill you.]

ACTUALLY I WAS GOING OVER TO HAWKE'S DORM, BUT I WILL COME PICK THEM UP AT YOUR PLACE.

Re: [Private, unhackable] whitedeviljack November 14 2009, 23:57:53 UTC

Some of this stuff looks really classified.

[Private, unhackable] things_go_boom November 15 2009, 00:16:35 UTC

Don't worry I can figure it out I am sure. I'll scan them then run an analysis.

[HI I AM AT YOUR DORM IN RECORD TIME]

Re: [Private, unhackable] whitedeviljack November 15 2009, 00:22:41 UTC

[LASH YOU KNOW HE DOESN'T LIKE PEOPLE IN HIS DORM he's gonna' go lock his bedroom door like a weirdo at least he can tolerate that.]

They're right here. [BUT HE HOLDS ON TO THEM FOR JUST A MOMENT]

You don't think I'm going to get into any trouble for possessing these, right?

Re: [Private, unhackable] things_go_boom November 15 2009, 00:27:15 UTC

[HI SINGLE TONTON SLEEPING BAG, GEEZE GET MORE STUFF RAIDEN.]

I'll decode them and tell you. [Time to make some shit up] I bet it's just some sort of secret ritual to get you to join an undercover group or something. Maybe they are just trying to see if you are resourceful. Asking for my help is a good idea.

[GIVE. ME. THE. PAPERS.]

Re: [Private, unhackable] whitedeviljack November 15 2009, 03:26:29 UTC

[HIS STUFF IS AWESOME STUFF]

Okay. [HE HANDS THEM OVER cautiously and follows her around]

I mean, I'm pretty sure I saw some stuff about top secret weapons.

[Dis is action now] things_go_boom November 15 2009, 03:40:13 UTC

Really? How much did you deco-

[Lash had a feeling you would follow her around so she came prepared Actually she might have tried to lure you in there and get the papers that way, but at least now you won't die. After pressing a tiny concealed button in her left fingers, there is a very nice explosion in the bathroom nearby.]

[She's a pretty good actress when it comes to people who aren't named Hawke] What the heck was that?

[oshi] whitedeviljack November 15 2009, 04:16:57 UTC

WHAT TH--?! [Raiden of course, wheels around at the sound of the explosion, clearly confused and distracted. He falls for it hook, line and sinker and even goes as far as to defensively get between Lash and the general direction of where the explosion came from.

It sounded like an explosion!

things_go_boom November 15 2009, 04:20:10 UTC

[D'aaww that's awfully nice, too ad she can't tell you about those secret documents, but that's why you are in her best friends list, Raiden.

She's got a death ray out looking ready to kick some ass.]

Do you think it's a student? Should we go investigate? I can drop these papers in my room on the way there.

whitedeviljack November 15 2009, 04:22:57 UTC

Ordinarily I'd think it was you but you're right here. I hope no one got hurt.

things_go_boom November 15 2009, 04:26:50 UTC

I don't bomb the boy's bathrooms, remember? With any luck, Orange Kid was in there.

whitedeviljack November 15 2009, 04:27:56 UTC

Could have fooled me.

[TO THE BATHROOM!]

1/3 things_go_boom November 15 2009, 04:28:44 UTC

[To the Boy's bathroom!]

2/3 things_go_boom November 15 2009, 04:29:14 UTC

[Don't mind me quickly slipping this under Hawke's door while you're not looking.]

3/3 things_go_boom November 15 2009, 04:32:01 UTC

[And she arrives a few seconds after you Raiden]

Hey I put the envelope in my room. [I have another copy that's nearly identical to the one you had. Backup plans on backup plans and Hawke said it was ridiculous]

...That's a lot of blown up toilet seats!

whitedeviljack November 15 2009, 05:27:49 UTC

[and he is none the wiser 8C ]

No kidding. Augh... who the hell.

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