Why don't women come with instruction manuals... [text]
[Mr. Janitor's hair has been a lovely shade of light pink all week, by the way. He hopes you haven't noticed.]
[Private to self]
MY HAIR IS PINK.
MY HAIR IS STILL PINK. Ugh she wasn't kidding. That wine was really potent. I'm glad nothing else turned pink. It's starting to fade a bit but you think it would have washed completely out a week later. I'm glad it wasn't pink for that... party. I would of never heard the end of it from those guys. Kanbei's sword won't shut up about. How can it even see!?
...She probably doesn't remember any of it anyway. It's probably for the better. I still had a good time at the carnival... I don't know.
I think going back again with Lash and the others really helped. Lash always outdoes herself.
[Private to EVA, unhackable]
EVA do you... Uh, well I'm sure you do, you work in a library and all but, I'm looking for books on relationships? And how to not make women upset? Or maybe I could just ask you you're a woman. ...wait, what if asking that makes you upset? I don't really know who else to talk to, Samus scares me a little sometimes. Any recommendations?
Those muffins were really good Nancy, you should have bake sales more often.
Uh, oh yeah, before I forget; Lighter, Flint... there's a metal railing in the stadium that could probably be fixed. I didn't do it can't do it.
Edit: WHOEVER KEEPS DROPPING PINK NOTES IN MY SUGGESTION BOX, STOP. IT'S NOT FUNNY.
[Private to self]
MY HAIR IS PINK.
MY HAIR IS STILL PINK. Ugh she wasn't kidding. That wine was really potent. I'm glad nothing else turned pink. It's starting to fade a bit but you think it would have washed completely out a week later. I'm glad it wasn't pink for that... party. I would of never heard the end of it from those guys. Kanbei's sword won't shut up about. How can it even see!?
...She probably doesn't remember any of it anyway. It's probably for the better. I still had a good time at the carnival... I don't know.
I think going back again with Lash and the others really helped. Lash always outdoes herself.
[Private to EVA, unhackable]
EVA do you... Uh, well I'm sure you do, you work in a library and all but, I'm looking for books on relationships? And how to not make women upset? Or maybe I could just ask you you're a woman. ...wait, what if asking that makes you upset? I don't really know who else to talk to, Samus scares me a little sometimes. Any recommendations?
Those muffins were really good Nancy, you should have bake sales more often.
Uh, oh yeah, before I forget; Lighter, Flint... there's a metal railing in the stadium that could probably be fixed. I didn't do it can't do it.
Edit: WHOEVER KEEPS DROPPING PINK NOTES IN MY SUGGESTION BOX, STOP. IT'S NOT FUNNY.