Chick-fil-A [text]

[whitedeviljack]

What the hell is going on around here?

There's a huge blood stain on the main building wall and blood in the fountain! Did these little chicks cause that?

They are pooping everywhere ugh.

Comments

obviously this is the perfect time for trolling

[pedaltothemetal]

I killed a man.

uh always is the perfect time

[whitedeviljack]

What?!

Re: uh always is the perfect time

[pedaltothemetal]

I dragged him out behind the building and shot him in the face.

It was just like the end of Old Yeller, it was very sad.

[whitedeviljack]

Wouldn't someone like you burn him instead?

[pedaltothemetal]

Did you find a body?

[whitedeviljack]

Well, no but..

[whitedeviljack]

[OH GOD YOU BURNED THE EVIDENCE]

[pedaltothemetal]

Anyway, I have a vacation to take. Thanks for cleaning up the mess.

[whitedeviljack]

[HHHGGNNNN]

WHHOOP HERE I COME TO DOUCHE THINGS UP A BIT

[ihateplumbers]

Yes, that is just like you. Making a mess and then running away from little baby birds.

Re: WHHOOP HERE I COME TO DOUCHE THINGS UP A BIT

[pedaltothemetal]

What baby birds? I've decided that sticking around only exposes me to your stupidity. The solution is to get out before I turn into an idiot who can't grasp the nuances of internet facetiousness.

Re: WHHOOP HERE I COME TO DOUCHE THINGS UP A BIT

[ihateplumbers]

I think, Janitor, he's calling you an idiot.

Re: WHHOOP HERE I COME TO DOUCHE THINGS UP A BIT

[pedaltothemetal]

I think I'm calling you both idiots.

[whitedeviljack]

I think you're both idiots.

[pedaltothemetal]

Well then it's a good thing your opinion is valid to exactly no one.

[ihateplumbers]

You two are cute together. When is the happy day?