GUESS WHO'S BACK, BACK AGAIN. WHITEY'S BACK [narration] [action]

[whitedeviljack]

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[whitedeviljack]

[He's staring at them in horror exactly the same way he did when he first laid eyes on them.]

NO, THAT'S NOT TRUE.

Is that a laser in the middle?!

[things_go_boom]

Tee hee hee! You had the same reaction too.

And yeah that is a laser. You could active it by thrusting forward. You know when Adder asked me for them, the notion completely passed over my head! I mean even the wunderkind doesn't understand everything sometimes, especially that...stuff.

Yeah!

Maybe if we look around we can find other things like you sword...the tauntaun bag...

[whitedeviljack]

[He gingerly plucks the panties out of her hands and holds him as if they are radio active. This is quite possible, and then he carefully sets them down.]

Tauntaun bag? [Something seems to click in his head, and he seems to get excited by it.] Like a sleeping bag? You have no idea how expensive those can get. [Unless she got a really sweet deal online or something hmmmm.]

[things_go_boom]

YEah I got you one two years ago.

[Maybe under his boring bed. She puts her hand down there and-]

OWWW! Something bit me!

[Woops, she is bleeding. The slice seems more vertical however, like she touched something pretty sharp.]

[whitedeviljack]

[Raiden flinches, as if the notion of someone going into his room is VERY FORBIDDEN but when she opens it there's nothing really to hide in there. At least as far as he can remember. Plain and undecorated, yep.

Oh, apparently there is something to hide under the mattress.]

Hm? [He comes over and peeks under the mattress.] I don't think I keep any monsters under here. Just in my closet right next to the skeletons. What's this? [He lifts the mattress up completely and LOW AND BEHOLD, IT IS A SWORD.]

A sword...!

[There's... ALSO A LOT OF PLAYBOY AND OTHER VARIOUS SKIN MAGS UNDER THERE OH NO. HE QUICKLY LETS GO OF THE MATTRESS. It flops back down with a loud FWOOMP.]

[things_go_boom]

Tee hee hee! that's hilarious!

...I wonder if you have any band-aids around here...do you- oh wait hmm. Maybe the bathroom...

[whitedeviljack]

Oh--right, you're hurt. Let me see. [Let him see Lash.]

I think I have some in here...

[You have entered RAIDEN'S BATHROOM. Inside is rather plain and undecorated; All the tile is white or gray. There is a towel hanging on a towel rack, it is also very exciting shade of gray. There are dental supplies on the sink such as a tooth brush, tooth paste, mouth wash, ect ect... Behind the mirror are some shelves with other usual bathroom supplies, including a small box of band aids. The fabric kind, not the crappy plastic kind that never sticks.]

Here.

[things_go_boom]

Do you have peroxide too? Who knows how much dirt that sword got.

[whitedeviljack]

Yeah. [Opening a couple of other cabinents until he finds a bottle.]

You said... something about Aparoid Wars? Where's Aparoid?

[things_go_boom]

Aparoid were the aliens who tried to invade here. we kicked their asses, pretty much and saved the world. You know.

Same old.

[She takes the bottle and pours some of it over her hand.]

Oww.

[whitedeviljack]

[Lash you are MAKING A MESS.] Maybe you should have dabbed it in cotton first.

[He pulls out a little box of cotton balls and does just that on her wound.]

Aliens? Are you serious?

[things_go_boom]

It's aliens of course I'm going to be serious!

[No she's doing this hardcore okay OWWWWW]

I FOUND THE TAG

[whitedeviljack]

That sounds pretty unbelievable.

[NO. HOLD. STILL.]

CONGRATULATIONS! AND 10 LASHES CAME OUT.

[things_go_boom]

Once you stay long enough at this school, unbelievable turns into facts-of-life.

[HURRY UP DAMMIT.]

Are you done?

I'M HAVING THAT RICHARD GEAR DREAM AGAIN

[whitedeviljack]

[You are bandaged up.]

Yeah.