Blacky Birthday and Fake Love notes of fake love [text]
[BLACKY. HEY BLACKY GUESS WHAT may or may not nestled in a bundle of tissue paper inside in one of those white cake-boxes with a little ribbon on top, sitting on top of your office desk? NOT A CAKE no, it's two tickets to that thing you wanted. He drove all the way to Kanto in his notbatmobile tankcar for a weekend of adventure and questing.
Also there is a cake in an actual cake-box right next to all that. Unfortunately it's just a single slice, a tiny and pathetic one at that, BUT it's chocolate-chocolate with a cherry on top. Raiden is a poor man right now okay.
Also, an card.]
You would not believe how many stores I checked in and how many kids Gamera and I beat up to get this. Did you know Joey's Rattata is the top percentage of Rattata? I didn't even know there was a percentage. Anyway, I'm not sure how Pokeball transfers work, so you'll have to show me sometime.
Happy Birthday
- Raiden Jack
[This is not backdated]
Fake love notes? Seriously? Are we in highschool here or oh wait Don't forget some of us have to clean up after all your papers, whoever plastered that anonymous crap up on the walls everywhere.
Speaking of that, stop leaving your personal messes in the supply closets, whoever you are. You know what I'm talking about. It's disgusting.
[Private to Lash; hackable]
Hey are you... upset at me or something? Some of the robots have been on the fritz and I couldn't help but notice it looked like some explosions went off of the unsexy nature in some of the supply closets a couple of weeks ago...
Also there is a cake in an actual cake-box right next to all that. Unfortunately it's just a single slice, a tiny and pathetic one at that, BUT it's chocolate-chocolate with a cherry on top. Raiden is a poor man right now okay.
Also, an card.]
You would not believe how many stores I checked in and how many kids Gamera and I beat up to get this. Did you know Joey's Rattata is the top percentage of Rattata? I didn't even know there was a percentage. Anyway, I'm not sure how Pokeball transfers work, so you'll have to show me sometime.
Happy Birthday
- Raiden Jack
[This is not backdated]
Fake love notes? Seriously? Are we in highschool here or oh wait Don't forget some of us have to clean up after all your papers, whoever plastered that anonymous crap up on the walls everywhere.
Speaking of that, stop leaving your personal messes in the supply closets, whoever you are. You know what I'm talking about. It's disgusting.
[Private to Lash; hackable]
Hey are you... upset at me or something? Some of the robots have been on the fritz and I couldn't help but notice it looked like some explosions went off of the unsexy nature in some of the supply closets a couple of weeks ago...