[Today, July 13th was Raiden's birthday, not that many people knew. Not that many people knew he was actually a
raidenchu this week and not a janitorman as he should be.
Today, July 13th, his birthday, Raiden discovered his
car in the parking lot.
The back of it was smashed, as if something had
crashed into it. There were three-claw marks gouged on the side door, and
numerous punctures and scratches on the hood of the car leading up on the roof.
After he had just gotten it
repainted black and nice and detailed from formally being vomit green after it's
last MISHAP. He cried a most pathetic little Pichu cry. And then...
METAL GEAR?!!!?]