yet another one for jesus....
my child development teacher, today, set out to tell us all of the wisdom and knowledge that he had aquired about choosing a mate. Well, actually, choosing who we have sex with. Here are his ever-so-new notions on how to pick the winners out of rest when you're getting down with your bad self on home game weekends:
1)dont have sex with someone that you couldnt see yourself having children with. apparently, when you have sex, sometimes you get pregnant. who knew?
2)before you have sex with someone, you should consider whether they might stick around long enough for you to go through labor, and whether they would make a good parent. gasp! no way!
3)that before you begin a sexual relationship, or a commitment like marriage, you should bring up the idea of children in the future. and maybe be around some kids so you can actually see what that person is like with the little ones(insert sarcastic surprise comment here)
4)that before you marry or sleep with someone, you should have atleast spent a few hours with their parents. (as a side note, he also told us that we should create a small crisis in their home to see how they react. as some potential situations, he offered ideas like filling the toilet with paper towels, starting a small pantry fire, or flooding small areas of the house)
here is his direct quote: "what i am saying makes a lot of sense. It may not be convenient, it may not be easy, but its right.i know it sounds like a foreign concept and no one is actually going to do it, but its how things should be done"
seriously? that makes sense? oh wise one, teach us your ways and fill us with your original and totally innovative knowledge. please, share, sir, because no one has ever concluded such things as-
know the person youre about to have sex with;
you might want to know a little bit about their family and who they are before you sleep with them
you should probably find a person who is willing to stick around for a while if youre going to have kids with them. like some sort of long term commitment type thing
its a good thing that i'm in this class because i would have never found another way to understand this wisdom. i've definitely never heard it before. theres definitely not a book published that gives us not only a brief outline of how to relate to the people we're having sex with but everyone on the planet AND the God of the Universe. when is jesus coming back? im tired of this.
1)dont have sex with someone that you couldnt see yourself having children with. apparently, when you have sex, sometimes you get pregnant. who knew?
2)before you have sex with someone, you should consider whether they might stick around long enough for you to go through labor, and whether they would make a good parent. gasp! no way!
3)that before you begin a sexual relationship, or a commitment like marriage, you should bring up the idea of children in the future. and maybe be around some kids so you can actually see what that person is like with the little ones(insert sarcastic surprise comment here)
4)that before you marry or sleep with someone, you should have atleast spent a few hours with their parents. (as a side note, he also told us that we should create a small crisis in their home to see how they react. as some potential situations, he offered ideas like filling the toilet with paper towels, starting a small pantry fire, or flooding small areas of the house)
here is his direct quote: "what i am saying makes a lot of sense. It may not be convenient, it may not be easy, but its right.i know it sounds like a foreign concept and no one is actually going to do it, but its how things should be done"
seriously? that makes sense? oh wise one, teach us your ways and fill us with your original and totally innovative knowledge. please, share, sir, because no one has ever concluded such things as-
know the person youre about to have sex with;
you might want to know a little bit about their family and who they are before you sleep with them
you should probably find a person who is willing to stick around for a while if youre going to have kids with them. like some sort of long term commitment type thing
its a good thing that i'm in this class because i would have never found another way to understand this wisdom. i've definitely never heard it before. theres definitely not a book published that gives us not only a brief outline of how to relate to the people we're having sex with but everyone on the planet AND the God of the Universe. when is jesus coming back? im tired of this.