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New Fest: Crackfic Monopoly!

Aug 04, 2013 21:10

( Click to see Monopoly board... )

type: modpost, genre: crack/humor, type: promptfest, type: commentfic

Comments 159

angelita26 August 5 2013, 01:19:02 UTC

Homeward Bound with Peter as Shadow, Neal as Chance, and Elizabeth as Sassy. :)

rabidchild August 5 2013, 01:21:43 UTC

Kitties and puppies FTW!

Vampire!Neal/Peter rabidchild August 5 2013, 01:20:32 UTC

Plotcakes happen and vamp!Neal has to venture out into the daylight to rescue/help imperiled!human!Peter. Loads of crispy critter comfort until Neal is all healed up (bloodplay? Up to you!)

Re: Vampire!Neal/Peter rabidchild August 5 2013, 02:35:06 UTC

<--- LOL, Peter looks like the vampire here, maybe I should switch up this prompt

Re: Vampire!Neal/Peter kanarek13 August 7 2013, 14:46:34 UTC

LOL... doesn't look like a vampire anymore, heee :D

Re: Vampire!Neal/Peter rabidchild August 7 2013, 16:29:10 UTC

OOPS! Here he is!
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elrhiarhodan August 5 2013, 01:26:51 UTC

Neal is transformed into a Vampire Bunny (Bunnicula???), but Peter doesn't have the heart to stake him. Besides, how much blood can a Belgian Dwarf drink?

rabidchild August 5 2013, 01:29:57 UTC

See, that's the thing with vampire bunnehs - they are really gentle about nomming your blood out of you, then BAM you're in hypovolemic shock...

pjna3 August 5 2013, 02:12:25 UTC

Having been owned by the tiny but imperial Empress Ivy (Britannia Petite, just over 2 lbs or 1kg), I can assure that you will die from the ferocious cuteness far before the blood loss gets to you.

I even have the perfect pic of Ivy, which anyone is welcome to play with in Photoshop to make appropriate artwork for this prompt. It's the glowing eyes that really make this picture... :)

http://www.flickr.com/photos/37452024@N06/9441415078/

Hee!

rabidchild August 5 2013, 02:36:23 UTC

Wow, um, that's truly disturbing.

Thread 5

Neal is sex pollen rabidchild August 5 2013, 01:28:33 UTC

Neal is cursed and anyone he touches has to have sex immediately, but they have no urge to have sex with him. The poor darling can't get ANY!

FILLED: A Curse Upon Him (Neal is Sex Pollen) kaylashay August 5 2013, 02:40:27 UTC

Title: A Curse Upon Him
Author: kaylashay
Rating: FR18
Disclaimer: I'm not USA / Jeff Eastin / etc., so I don't claim to own them.
Pairing: Peter/El/Neal; Satchmo/Poodle; June/Mozzie
Genre: Threesome; Crack!Fic
Warnings: None
Word Count: 1,000
Beta: all mistakes are mine
Written For: whitecollarhc Crackfic Monopoly Fest prompt by rabidchild

Prompt: Neal is cursed and anyone he touches has to have sex immediately, but they have no urge to have sex with him. The poor darling can't get ANY!

Click for the fic...

Re: FILLED: A Curse Upon Him (Neal is Sex Pollen) rabidchild August 5 2013, 02:46:26 UTC

That's got to be record time for a fill - wow! Off to read!

Re: FILLED: A Curse Upon Him (Neal is Sex Pollen) kaylashay August 5 2013, 02:49:04 UTC

It just spewed out of my keyboard as soon as I read the prompt. All 1,000 words of it.

o_O

Neal is being haunted rabidchild August 5 2013, 01:32:42 UTC

By who is up to the writer, as is the reason.