Why are we doomed
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
1. On Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".
[cuz we can so blow dry our hair while sleeping]
2. On a bag of Fritos: "You could be winner! No purchase necessary details inside".
[hmm how does that work?]
3. On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
[and how would that be?]
4. On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestions: Defrost."
[no, you just eat it frozen. dipshit]
5. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box): "Do not turn upside down".
[and now why would the warning be on the bottom of box?]
6. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."
[really i thought it would be freezing]
7. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".
[we're not all that dumb]
8. On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".
[damn it, we have to keep those 8 year olds off the machinary]
9. On medicine bottles of sleep aids: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".
[that would be why its a sleep aid?]
10. On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only".
[theres another use too? what is that? middle use?]
11. On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use".
[that person must've had a sick mind.]
12. On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: Contains nuts".
[no i thought it contained bananas.]
13. On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: open package, eat nuts."
[really? i thought you threw them.]
14. On a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".
[ruin the dream of every kid why dont you.. *damn dream ruiners*]
15. On a Swedish chain saw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".
[who would be dumb enough to do that? let alone with your genitals?]
1. On Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".
[cuz we can so blow dry our hair while sleeping]
2. On a bag of Fritos: "You could be winner! No purchase necessary details inside".
[hmm how does that work?]
3. On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
[and how would that be?]
4. On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestions: Defrost."
[no, you just eat it frozen. dipshit]
5. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box): "Do not turn upside down".
[and now why would the warning be on the bottom of box?]
6. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."
[really i thought it would be freezing]
7. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".
[we're not all that dumb]
8. On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".
[damn it, we have to keep those 8 year olds off the machinary]
9. On medicine bottles of sleep aids: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".
[that would be why its a sleep aid?]
10. On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only".
[theres another use too? what is that? middle use?]
11. On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use".
[that person must've had a sick mind.]
12. On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: Contains nuts".
[no i thought it contained bananas.]
13. On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: open package, eat nuts."
[really? i thought you threw them.]
14. On a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".
[ruin the dream of every kid why dont you.. *damn dream ruiners*]
15. On a Swedish chain saw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".
[who would be dumb enough to do that? let alone with your genitals?]