i heart you choke
so tonight I was supposed to watch a movie about a cute Korean woman who kills people like everyday. But my teacher (a cute Korean woman) forgot to fucking reserve the movie. I'm sitting in the viewing room with the annoying ogre boy and he's trying to explain to a chick in my class that "if you watch a movie in subtitles, i can assure you that you will see at least three mistranslations... in like 10 minutes, trust me, i know, i've watched enough japanese movies..." and I just wanted to reach over and make him fucking choke to death on his own uselessness. the dude who lets us into the viewing room, where we project a movie onto a fucking painted blue wall for lack of anything else, has died half of his head blonde and i'm like "fuck: hey, champ, fucking cool" because i watched I Heart Huckabees yesterday and i'm going to be jason schwartzman someday. i'm gonna grow out my hair and my facial stubble and caroline's going to punch me in the nose until i look like the lovechild of jason schwartzman and a wilson brother (take your fucking pick, for lack of anything else). another girl who made me angry was playing pokemon and explaining how much cooler it was to play the japanese version, even though she couldn't understand it. i asked her if she even knew japanese, she said yes, and i said the game was probably written for fucking 8 year olds and she should probably know enough to read it. "well, it's all in kana, so it's easy for kids, but i just don't have a vocabulary" and i wanted to smack her in the face with her fucking lack of a vocabulary. i listened to the decembrists while i was naked and now all i want to do is listen to the my name is leslie song and shop and fuck. i saw them with mark and lauren and chris gibson ("a ghost is born is such complete dad-rock") last year at the 40 watt and i was recently reminded of the very sexy weird vampire asian girl and boy twins who were playing with each other up near the stage. akira told me that i was easy. fucking, duh.