An Eggciting Experience...
Well, today I had a bad eggsperience….
My brother offered to make me a boiled egg for lunch, so I accepted, as you do. A couple of minutes later he presents me with an egg, which after cutting the top off, I discover is still raw. As in the white is still clear and runny.
“hmm” thinks I, “im not eating that….what to do?” and so I think for a bit, and then turn to the fount of knowledge that is my mother.
“how can I cook this egg?” asks I, replies my mum “oh, put it in the microwave”
good plan, thinks I.
So, I head to the microwave, put the egg in for a few seconds, no more that 10, just until the runny liquid is white and boiled-egg like. Half of the egg is missing, that is egg and shell.
I take it out the microwave, walk back 2 the table and sit down. I then stick a spoon in it.
KABOOM
Egg yolk is everywhere. And I mean EVERYWHERE. In my drink, all over me, over my brother, my mum, on my homework, on Tim’s homework, on the computer, everywhere.
So im sitting tehre, shell shocked, while my mum and brother piss themselves laughing. They all thought it was an eggshellent joke. Ah well, I guess the yolks on me…..
xxxxx
My brother offered to make me a boiled egg for lunch, so I accepted, as you do. A couple of minutes later he presents me with an egg, which after cutting the top off, I discover is still raw. As in the white is still clear and runny.
“hmm” thinks I, “im not eating that….what to do?” and so I think for a bit, and then turn to the fount of knowledge that is my mother.
“how can I cook this egg?” asks I, replies my mum “oh, put it in the microwave”
good plan, thinks I.
So, I head to the microwave, put the egg in for a few seconds, no more that 10, just until the runny liquid is white and boiled-egg like. Half of the egg is missing, that is egg and shell.
I take it out the microwave, walk back 2 the table and sit down. I then stick a spoon in it.
KABOOM
Egg yolk is everywhere. And I mean EVERYWHERE. In my drink, all over me, over my brother, my mum, on my homework, on Tim’s homework, on the computer, everywhere.
So im sitting tehre, shell shocked, while my mum and brother piss themselves laughing. They all thought it was an eggshellent joke. Ah well, I guess the yolks on me…..
xxxxx