Who's On Your Head
Funny thing happened the other day.... and as embarrassing as it might be, it's too funny NOT to share!
Last week I was "dog sitting" for a bit. It's a joke in our apartment community that my baby and a friend's dog are "boyfriend and girlfriend". So, "Elvis" came over to play with Kismet for a bit.
I hear them playing with a toy, "growling" at each other. They play tug of war, they chase each other and then again, I hear the growling. They get a bit outta hand so I bark at them to stop, and they do. I then hear them at it again, but this time, they stop on their own. I'm so proud that they're probably playing nicely, I poke my head around the corner to check on them. To my horror, I turn around to see Elvis humping Kismet's head!!!! I was mortified, and then after I pulled him off of here, I died laughing!
I'm later telling Elvis's mother about this incident. Now, mind you, neither she nor I could stop laughing, but between the two of us, some of the worst things come out of our minds/mouths. She's laughing about him not knowing the correct end, and outta the blue, I burst out with a crude comment about oral sex for dogs!
My baby has been violated. Ok, that I might be able to deal with, however, what I am most traumatized over is WHERE she was violated! I'm telling ya, he coulda poked her eye out with that lil thing!
Last week I was "dog sitting" for a bit. It's a joke in our apartment community that my baby and a friend's dog are "boyfriend and girlfriend". So, "Elvis" came over to play with Kismet for a bit.
I hear them playing with a toy, "growling" at each other. They play tug of war, they chase each other and then again, I hear the growling. They get a bit outta hand so I bark at them to stop, and they do. I then hear them at it again, but this time, they stop on their own. I'm so proud that they're probably playing nicely, I poke my head around the corner to check on them. To my horror, I turn around to see Elvis humping Kismet's head!!!! I was mortified, and then after I pulled him off of here, I died laughing!
I'm later telling Elvis's mother about this incident. Now, mind you, neither she nor I could stop laughing, but between the two of us, some of the worst things come out of our minds/mouths. She's laughing about him not knowing the correct end, and outta the blue, I burst out with a crude comment about oral sex for dogs!
My baby has been violated. Ok, that I might be able to deal with, however, what I am most traumatized over is WHERE she was violated! I'm telling ya, he coulda poked her eye out with that lil thing!