good grief LOL

Feb 18, 2004 21:46

SunDaisy14: my knuckle hurts from where i hit it on the wall today
Whit528G: girl
Whit528G: why you hitting walls
SunDaisy14: lol
SunDaisy14: i didnt mean to..
SunDaisy14: you know when you're just walking..
Whit528G: ahhh ok
SunDaisy14: and the wall jumps out.. and your hand hits it..
SunDaisy14: the wall did that to me today
Whit528G: lol next time on "When Walls Attack"
SunDaisy14: haha
SunDaisy14: i need me some "normal" shampoo gurl
Whit528G: lol... as opposed to not normal?
SunDaisy14: exactly
Whit528G: hehehehe
SunDaisy14: i don't want weird shit in my hair..
SunDaisy14: i need the normal stuff
Whit528G: lol
Whit528G: gah i love us
SunDaisy14: because..
SunDaisy14: i'm normal
SunDaisy14: yeah..
SunDaisy14: that's it
Whit528G: riiiiight
SunDaisy14: you know i am
Whit528G: **** gave me a key to his back door and front door of his apt
SunDaisy14: haha
SunDaisy14: why they different?
Whit528G: no freakin clue
Whit528G: but whatever
SunDaisy14: one key should open all the doors
Whit528G: welllll
Whit528G: it dont
Whit528G: lol
SunDaisy14: obviously
SunDaisy14: you got two
SunDaisy14: maybe..
Whit528G: hahaha quick thinkin
Whit528G: cant get nothing past you
SunDaisy14: it does.. and he just doesn't know it
SunDaisy14: is one like labeled "back".. and the other "front"?
SunDaisy14: or is it a memorization thing..
SunDaisy14: like a test
Whit528G: lol... I had to write which was which on them lol
Whit528G: its funny though
SunDaisy14: he's trickin you
Whit528G: it says **** front
Whit528G: and **** back
Whit528G: lol
SunDaisy14: they both open the doors
SunDaisy14: i dare you to try the front in the back and the back in the front
SunDaisy14: see what happens
Whit528G: id be mad if thats how theyre actually supposed to be
Whit528G: brooke are you high
Whit528G: lol
SunDaisy14: hahaha
SunDaisy14: nope
Whit528G: well ya should be
SunDaisy14: this is me, normal
SunDaisy14: i'd hate to see me high
SunDaisy14: i'd be..
SunDaisy14: high..
SunDaisy14: yeah
Whit528G: hmmmm
Whit528G: as opposed to... low
SunDaisy14: exactly
SunDaisy14: but see...
SunDaisy14: us short people are already low
SunDaisy14: so..
SunDaisy14: hmm..
Whit528G: hmmmmm
SunDaisy14: maybe we should try to be high
SunDaisy14: i wonder if the weather is different
Whit528G: hah
Whit528G: if youre taller?
SunDaisy14: well of course
SunDaisy14: ya know.. heat rises
Whit528G: lol
SunDaisy14: it might be.. warmer
Whit528G: yeah but have you noticed
Whit528G: at the mountains
SunDaisy14: hmm..
Whit528G: its always COLDER up there... theres SNOW on the mountains
SunDaisy14: well maybe it's colder?
Whit528G: but not on the LOW ground
Whit528G: yeah but when youre cooking in the kitchen...
Whit528G: and you raise your hand
SunDaisy14: it's hot..
Whit528G: thats where all the heat goes
Whit528G: yup
SunDaisy14: hmm.. this is tricky
Whit528G: LOL
SunDaisy14: maybe to an extent heat rises..
SunDaisy14: and then it goes cold..
Whit528G: yeah... because you notice...'
Whit528G: in chimneys
Whit528G: when the smoke goes out of them
Whit528G: it eventually goes away lol
SunDaisy14: yah..
SunDaisy14: hmmm..
SunDaisy14: maybe thats why guys can wear shorts and stuff..
SunDaisy14: in the middle of freakin winter..
SunDaisy14: its warmer at their level
SunDaisy14: and girls.. freeze.. because it's colder
Whit528G: yeah but their legs are still like... at a low level
Whit528G: oooo
SunDaisy14: hmmm..
SunDaisy14: they have hair
Whit528G: they have alll that hair
Whit528G: lol
SunDaisy14: lol
SunDaisy14: it keeps em WARM
SunDaisy14: maybe we'd be wearing short sleeves..
SunDaisy14: since we dont have no hair..
Whit528G: and they have shorter hair on their heads... which is why they always wear toboggans
SunDaisy14: cept when we dont shave
SunDaisy14: yahhh..
Whit528G: our long hair keeps our ears warm
SunDaisy14: yahh
SunDaisy14: i feel... smart
Whit528G: yeah for real me too
SunDaisy14: i learn more talking than i do in school
Whit528G: haha yup
SunDaisy14: for real..
SunDaisy14: they dont explain the whoel cold/hot thing..
Whit528G: hmmmm maybe we should take it to like... the united states board of education or something
SunDaisy14: yeah maybe..
SunDaisy14: but we're girls..
Whit528G: soooo
SunDaisy14: i dunno
Whit528G: oh
Whit528G: hmmm
SunDaisy14: as opposed to boys..
SunDaisy14: hmmm
Whit528G: ahhh! exactly
Whit528G: boys dont get pregnant
SunDaisy14: lucky bastards
SunDaisy14: i'd like to see them pregnant
Whit528G: or have periods
SunDaisy14: see..
Whit528G: why the hell are we being punished??
SunDaisy14: they have allt he luck
SunDaisy14: because we ate the apple
Whit528G: ooo yeah
Whit528G: damn that eve
SunDaisy14: exactly
SunDaisy14: im sure it looked tasty though
SunDaisy14: but.. i like oranges better
Whit528G: yeah... im more of a pineapple person myself
SunDaisy14: why couldnt she have eaten like a grape?
SunDaisy14: you can shove them down your throat..
Whit528G: yeah but just think... adams stupid ass GOT IT FOR HER
SunDaisy14: and like bury the stem
SunDaisy14: yeah..
Whit528G: but i guess... a naked woman wants an apple... who wouldnt get her one?
SunDaisy14: that must be why they have trouble when they hit pubertiy
Whit528G: unless she was fat or something...
SunDaisy14: haha
SunDaisy14: yeah
SunDaisy14: ya know..
SunDaisy14: i think they knew all along they were naked
Whit528G: why is it that they were naked.... yet later on in biblical times, they had on CLOTHES?
SunDaisy14: i mean..
SunDaisy14: because
SunDaisy14: after they ate the apple
SunDaisy14: they supposedly SAW their nakedness
SunDaisy14: and God made them clothes out of leaves
Whit528G: i bet their faces were red
Whit528G: lol
SunDaisy14: haha
SunDaisy14: "hahaha! I see you!"
Whit528G: OMG! What are those?!
SunDaisy14: WTF IS THAT?!
Whit528G: hahaha yeah i could see eve saying THAT ONE
SunDaisy14: lol
SunDaisy14: me too
Whit528G: "Oh, my bad, God"
Whit528G: "wtf was i thinking"
SunDaisy14: exactly
SunDaisy14: she said it more like..
SunDaisy14: "double you tee eff"
Whit528G: lol
Whit528G: this so deserves a journal entry
SunDaisy14: haha
SunDaisy14: exactly
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