Jun 08, 2005 07:44
"It is time for me as an artist, and a human being, to dig deep down into my soul and be completely honest. It is time for me to be honest with the public, with my friends, with my family, and most importantly, with myself. I am a rapper."
-Tom Green.
I just won two tickets to his Canadian "My Bum Is On Your Lips" Tour, Friday night at the Elixer... But I have this vision of him onstage saying "Hey, the girl who won the free tickets, come up here and take me on in a freestyle battle, and instead of a microphone you will be holding a piece of my poop."