f o u r t h - w a l l !!

[whistleoflight]

There are a lot of people outside again...

Did the scientists bring everyone here...? [Well, never mind that. She smiles at everyone.]

Welcome to Discedo!

Comments

[fuck_you_d]

[APPEARS

picks up like a football]

[whistleoflight]

[Oh whoa--

PAPA LEOOONNNN!!!]

HALLO!

[fuck_you_d]

Sup, kiddo. You been good while I was gone? Stay out of trouble? Get locked in any closets?

[whistleoflight]

No closets! [She smacks your arm for that one.] I'm being good!

[fuck_you_d]

Oh come on, it was only one time! [Chuckles and moves her so he's holding her more properly now.] C'mere, let me get a look at you. Jeez you're gettin' big.

[whistleoflight]

No more! [But she smiles and nods.] I'm six years old!

[fuck_you_d]

No way, seriously? Ah, dammit, soon you're gonna be all grown up and breaking hearts... [HOLDING BACK DRAMATIC MANRY TEARS or not fff]

[whistleoflight]

I'm not gonna grow up! [Shaking her head now. She's determined to stay small.]

[fuck_you_d]

Damn right you're not! You're gonna stay little and cute forever and never turn into some skanky, cold-hearted tease.

[SUDDENLY! Pulls her into a cheerful noogie!] Come here, you. We'll just shove you back down so you can't grow anymore!

[whistleoflight]

I don't wanna stay this little! [She flails about.]

Leeeooonnn!!! That's my head!