haha, meme.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Friday I bought porn for houkie (-10 points). Last Wednesday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-66 points). Last Monday I pulled over and changed jasanni's flat tire (15 points). Last Saturday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole angelkittykat's purse (30 points). In April I set springtail's puppy on fire (-66 points). In July I helped shiola hide a body. (-10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-107 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
whistle-kestrel