yeah so...
i should get one of those bumper stickers that says "I'd rather be in Florida" except i think they only make the ones that say id rather be fishing. thats dissapointing.
things i learned (some from my aunt) while in florida:
1. fat men should be killed on the spot if seen wearing a speedo. uneeded torture to the people around you is uncalled for.
2. they dont sell thongs at Magic Kingdom, Epcot, MGM Studios, Animal Kingdom, Blizzard Beach, or Universal Studios. aka, FAMILY theme parks.
3. if you want your windows tinted totally black, take your car to florida. its legal there. you will not see one car without jet-black windows.
4. "When you're on vacation you're supposed to relax, not worry about schedules, sit by the pool, AND MY GOD THAT MAN SHOULD NOT BE IN A SPEEDO." thank you for your advice Auntie.
5. guys down there have huge egos. HUGE.
6. Cocoa Beach is gorgeous. i highly recommend it.
7. after your aunt tries to set you up with some kid in the hotel room next to you all week, you might have the chance to rub in her face later in life that she tried to set a 17 year old up with a 13 year old kid. really now. lets think this through.
8. guys at cocoa beach are suckers for bikinis. then again what guy isnt. but the 23 year old ones at CB will ask you back to their hotel room. while your family are all sitting right near you on their own towels. my dad decided im not allowed to go the beach with only girls. i have to bring some form of the male species with me to protect me from the bad ones. oh dad...
9. daddys a pothead. hahaa
10. do not trust your aunt when she keeps buying you "virgin pina coladas". they wont be virgin.
11. mom doesnt do well with water tubes. especially not on the Lazy River at the water park. dont let her and her tube out of your sight.
12. lock your aunts bedroom door during the night so she cant get out and turn on the friggen heat in your hotel room.
13. dont let your aunt out of your sight. plain and simple. she WILL end up inviting some guy named Steven to Boston for a weekend.
anyway....
not much of anything going on this week. just learning to drive my car. and getting it inspected for the insurance. fun fun fun.
oh and its always nice when you get to your dance studio and start warming up and they say this: "oh by the way your class isnt going to be in the show in a few weeks because we forgot to put you in the lineup, and there IS a time limit, so anyways girls lets finish warming up...." .............wait what??
whatever though. im over it. there'll be a show next year.
my dads trying to get me to change my mind about what i wanna study in college. that pisses me off. dont be one of those parents that insists i study something other than what i wanna study and then be dissapointed that i did what i want.
johnson and wales. all the way. no questions. 45 minutes from home, but still far enough away that i dont have to stay at home.
i should prolly finish getting some school stuff done...
laterr..
ooh and anyone who wants to do something later this week/weekend, first weekend i have nothing going except for a half day of work on saturday.
<3brittany
things i learned (some from my aunt) while in florida:
1. fat men should be killed on the spot if seen wearing a speedo. uneeded torture to the people around you is uncalled for.
2. they dont sell thongs at Magic Kingdom, Epcot, MGM Studios, Animal Kingdom, Blizzard Beach, or Universal Studios. aka, FAMILY theme parks.
3. if you want your windows tinted totally black, take your car to florida. its legal there. you will not see one car without jet-black windows.
4. "When you're on vacation you're supposed to relax, not worry about schedules, sit by the pool, AND MY GOD THAT MAN SHOULD NOT BE IN A SPEEDO." thank you for your advice Auntie.
5. guys down there have huge egos. HUGE.
6. Cocoa Beach is gorgeous. i highly recommend it.
7. after your aunt tries to set you up with some kid in the hotel room next to you all week, you might have the chance to rub in her face later in life that she tried to set a 17 year old up with a 13 year old kid. really now. lets think this through.
8. guys at cocoa beach are suckers for bikinis. then again what guy isnt. but the 23 year old ones at CB will ask you back to their hotel room. while your family are all sitting right near you on their own towels. my dad decided im not allowed to go the beach with only girls. i have to bring some form of the male species with me to protect me from the bad ones. oh dad...
9. daddys a pothead. hahaa
10. do not trust your aunt when she keeps buying you "virgin pina coladas". they wont be virgin.
11. mom doesnt do well with water tubes. especially not on the Lazy River at the water park. dont let her and her tube out of your sight.
12. lock your aunts bedroom door during the night so she cant get out and turn on the friggen heat in your hotel room.
13. dont let your aunt out of your sight. plain and simple. she WILL end up inviting some guy named Steven to Boston for a weekend.
anyway....
not much of anything going on this week. just learning to drive my car. and getting it inspected for the insurance. fun fun fun.
oh and its always nice when you get to your dance studio and start warming up and they say this: "oh by the way your class isnt going to be in the show in a few weeks because we forgot to put you in the lineup, and there IS a time limit, so anyways girls lets finish warming up...." .............wait what??
whatever though. im over it. there'll be a show next year.
my dads trying to get me to change my mind about what i wanna study in college. that pisses me off. dont be one of those parents that insists i study something other than what i wanna study and then be dissapointed that i did what i want.
johnson and wales. all the way. no questions. 45 minutes from home, but still far enough away that i dont have to stay at home.
i should prolly finish getting some school stuff done...
laterr..
ooh and anyone who wants to do something later this week/weekend, first weekend i have nothing going except for a half day of work on saturday.
<3brittany