"Uh...frosh camp" Email from Caltech
"Hello Ladies and Gentlemen (mostly gentlemen, as always),
So you've decided to come to Caltech, I'm sorry. There is no hope for you now, but hey, at least you're not alone.
My name is Anton, and I will be your Frosh Camp UCC. We are team Canada (http://canada.gc.ca/main_e.html). I will probably have a Canadian flag (http://www.pch.gc.ca/progs/cpsc-ccsp/sc-cs/df1_e.cfm) when you see me during orientation. From what I gathered during my Frosh Camp experience the country is there just for fun... like candy... or drugs.
"The Man" (ie. Dean Hall) encourages me to communicate with you. This means that I will put forth my best effort to answer any and all of your questions regarding all aspects of Caltech. So that means feel free to ask... anything. If you're reading this, then you should already have my email address. If you read all the way to the end of this email then you will also obtain my current and future campus residence and my campus extension. To reach a campus extension from the United States, dial 1-626-395-extension
If you wish to contact me via AIM (AOL Instant Messenger), you may do so by IMing (instant messaging) brainguy86. If you make fun of my sn (screen name), I will cry.
Now that I have divulged all of my deepest secrets to you I hope that everyone's friendly enough to talk to me.
And remember, every time someone choose to attend Caltech for undergraduate education, a puppy dies.
Anton Shuster
California Institute of Technology
MSC 826
Ruddock 138
x1079"
So you've decided to come to Caltech, I'm sorry. There is no hope for you now, but hey, at least you're not alone.
My name is Anton, and I will be your Frosh Camp UCC. We are team Canada (http://canada.gc.ca/main_e.html). I will probably have a Canadian flag (http://www.pch.gc.ca/progs/cpsc-ccsp/sc-cs/df1_e.cfm) when you see me during orientation. From what I gathered during my Frosh Camp experience the country is there just for fun... like candy... or drugs.
"The Man" (ie. Dean Hall) encourages me to communicate with you. This means that I will put forth my best effort to answer any and all of your questions regarding all aspects of Caltech. So that means feel free to ask... anything. If you're reading this, then you should already have my email address. If you read all the way to the end of this email then you will also obtain my current and future campus residence and my campus extension. To reach a campus extension from the United States, dial 1-626-395-extension
If you wish to contact me via AIM (AOL Instant Messenger), you may do so by IMing (instant messaging) brainguy86. If you make fun of my sn (screen name), I will cry.
Now that I have divulged all of my deepest secrets to you I hope that everyone's friendly enough to talk to me.
And remember, every time someone choose to attend Caltech for undergraduate education, a puppy dies.
Anton Shuster
California Institute of Technology
MSC 826
Ruddock 138
x1079"